The Latest fm. Little Johnny . . .

28 Apr 2008 12:05:09

Nixon.D

Subject: An Obama Fan

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them
were Obama Fans. Most of the kids really wanted to be liked by the
teacher and most raised their hands.

Except Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different - - - again.

Little Johnny replied, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'And, why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him; "Why are you a Republican?"

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican so I'm a Republican.'

Quite annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With his best smile Little Johnny replied, ' That would make me an Obama
Fan!"

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28 Apr 2008 12:20:35

Al E. Crocodile

Re: The Latest fm. Little Johnny . . .

the typical, stupid,pimple faced, fat assed, retarded from generations of
inbreeding, NASCAR watching,doomed
to poverty,bitterness, racism,obesity,diabetes,disability begging, pick up
truck repairing with duct tape,
goober eh ?

just like you

I'll bet this was you as a youngun, and you haven't gotten anything but more
stupid since

LMAO

hey try this on that imbecile lickingass-stein, he loves a good gomer joke,

so does his wife, that's why she married him
"Nixon.D" <nixon.d@comcast.net > wrote in message
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>
>
> Subject: An Obama Fan
>
> A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them
> were Obama Fans. Most of the kids really wanted to be liked by the
> teacher and most raised their hands.
>
> Except Little Johnny.
>
> The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different - - -
> again.
>
> Little Johnny replied, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
>
> The teacher asked, 'And, why aren't you an Obama fan?'
>
> Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
>
> The teacher asked him; "Why are you a Republican?"
>
> Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
> Republican so I'm a Republican.'
>
> Quite annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
> and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
>
> With his best smile Little Johnny replied, ' That would make me an Obama
> Fan!"
>
> =========================================================
>

28 Apr 2008 19:00:48

Re: The Latest fm. Little Johnny . . .

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:20:35 -0400, "Al E. Crocodile"
<Al@CrocsBiteaHillBillyToday.com > wrote:

>the typical, stupid,pimple faced, fat assed, retarded from generations of
>inbreeding, NASCAR watching,doomed
>to poverty,bitterness, racism,obesity,diabetes,disability begging, pick up
>truck repairing with duct tape,
>goober eh ?
>
>just like you
>
>I'll bet this was you as a youngun, and you haven't gotten anything but more
>stupid since
>
>LMAO
>
>hey try this on that imbecile lickingass-stein, he loves a good gomer joke,
>
>so does his wife, that's why she married him
Crocoshit is obviously an Obama fan.....

29 Apr 2008 00:19:58

Al E. Crocodile

Re: The Latest fm. Little Johnny . . .

<thuss@home.net > wrote in message
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> On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:20:35 -0400, "Al E. Crocodile"
> <Al@CrocsBiteaHillBillyToday.com> wrote:
>
>>the typical, stupid,pimple faced, fat assed, retarded from generations of
>>inbreeding, NASCAR watching,doomed
>>to poverty,bitterness, racism,obesity,diabetes,disability begging, pick up
>>truck repairing with duct tape,
>>goober eh ?
>>
>>just like you
>>
>>I'll bet this was you as a youngun, and you haven't gotten anything but
>>more
>>stupid since
>>
>>LMAO
>>
>>hey try this on that imbecile lickingass-stein, he loves a good gomer
>>joke,
>>
>>so does his wife, that's why she married him
> Crocoshit is obviously an Obama fan.....

and I'm wondering when your loud mouth, gutless, yellow, coward hillbilly
ass is gonna load up all them ther shootin irons yall be so proud of and
tote them and that there fat
ass over yonder to where that there ruckus is goober ?

come on gomer, show us all what yall got, them ther squirrels ain't got
ak47's boy,

try being a MAN