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| 02 May 2008 14:19:50 |
| Krustov |
| The warm up guy |
Although tempted to say a brick wall and a ak47 on full auto would be the ideal use for both items - quite frankly - neither of those items have ever said or done anything to offend me . So theres no reason why either of those items should suffer . For krusty is of the opinion that after hearing the 'lets get the boys on the baise' once too often i'd say this guy needs some special attention . Obviously something that is far too quick and to the point is out of the question as in the case of this guy its clear that loads of pain and suffering should be inflicted for as long as possible in order to give the maximum amount of agony . Krusty has toiled when with all the various ways of torturing somebody and even chinese water torture would be too good for this guy . So its clear that no conventional method of torture is ever going to fit the bill as while they would all do the job quite well - there always seems to be something lacking about them . Thus its clear that a one off custom method is required . (but some things are best not said in public and i figure its best not to say what i came up with) I jest of course - but a guy can dream cant he :-)) |
| 02 May 2008 19:40:24 |
| =?ISO-8859-15?Q?Anton_G=FFsen? |
| Re: The warm up guy |
Krustov wrote: > Although tempted to say a brick wall and a ak47 on full auto would be > the ideal use for both items - quite frankly - neither of those items > have ever said or done anything to offend me . > > So theres no reason why either of those items should suffer . > > For krusty is of the opinion that after hearing the 'lets get the boys > on the baise' once too often i'd say this guy needs some special > attention . Not a bad rant, worth the wait. The MCs are a little bit annoying. They should do it properly and get Michael "let's get ready to rumble" Buffer on it, then it might be better. But what bugs me is that the MCs don't really care or know about snooker barring what's on their cue cards. Last week they made two wrong announcements, one when it was claimed that the mid-session interval was 20 minutes instead of 15, and the other when Rob Walker thought that Jan Verhaas was someone else! |
| 02 May 2008 20:12:21 |
| Krustov |
| Re: The warm up guy |
<alt.sport.snooker > <Anton G=3Fsen > <Fri, 02 May 2008 19:40:24 +0100 > <fvfn7a$s7d$2@registered.motzarella.org > > The MCs are a little bit annoying. > Fucking right they are . Its the same shite twice a day - every day a tournament is on . (or three times a day if theres a morning session) All thats needed is short intro like ..... - good morning/afertoon/evening ladys and gentlemen - your refs for this session are john smith and joe bloggs - your players today for this session are (4 player names) Anything else can only be drivel and shite & if you look at the background audience then you will see downed heads as if they are saying to themselves JUST GET FUCKING ON WITH IT YA BUNCH OF CUNTS . A question ..... Has anybody ever actually asked the players if they want to hear all that 'stephen on fire maguire' type of utter fucking shite ? . Do you think the commentators should be asked the same question - i would say no as most of them are either lobotomised or brain dead . -- www.krustov.co.uk |
| 02 May 2008 22:49:28 |
| =?ISO-8859-15?Q?Anton_G=FFsen? |
| Re: The warm up guy |
Krustov wrote: > <alt.sport.snooker> > <Anton G=3Fsen> > <Fri, 02 May 2008 19:40:24 +0100> > <fvfn7a$s7d$2@registered.motzarella.org> > >> The MCs are a little bit annoying. >> > > Fucking right they are . > All thats needed is short intro like ..... > > - good morning/afertoon/evening ladys and gentlemen > > - your refs for this session are john smith and joe bloggs > > - your players today for this session are (4 player names) > > Anything else can only be drivel and shite & if you look at the > background audience then you will see downed heads as if they are saying > to themselves JUST GET FUCKING ON WITH IT YA BUNCH OF CUNTS . I don't mind a bit of joking... like when they jokingly threaten people who leave their phones on with public humiliation, or when they have a romantic story about members of the audience (I'm not sure how much of this is shown on TV) but "let's get the boys on the baize" is just tacky. Snooker is sacred, leave it alone. > A question ..... Uh-oh. > Has anybody ever actually asked the players if they want to hear all > that 'stephen on fire maguire' type of utter fucking shite ? . Depends on the nickname. "Should he stay or should he go" Liang Wembo is hilarious. |
| 03 May 2008 16:35:21 |
| Sandy Morton |
| Re: The warm up guy |
In article <MPG.22852540b5e28b1198b494@news.newsreader.com >, Krustov <me@privacy.net > wrote: > Although tempted to say a brick wall and a ak47 on full auto would > be the ideal use for both items - quite frankly - neither of those > items have ever said or done anything to offend me . Krusty I agree with everything in your post and am thankful that for once you don't have to resort to foul language. -- A T (Sandy) Morton on the Bicycle Island In the Global Village |
| 03 May 2008 19:01:26 |
| Krustov |
| Re: The warm up guy |
<alt.sport.snooker > <Sandy Morton > <Sat, 03 May 2008 16:35:21 +0000 (GMT) > <4f99c35685sandy@millport.net > > Krusty I agree with everything in your post and am thankful that for > once you don't have to resort to foul language > Fuck you ya auld bastard :-) -- www.krustov.co.uk |
| 03 May 2008 22:54:28 |
| Sandy Morton |
| Re: The warm up guy |
In article <MPG.2286b8c026ce6ad198b4a8@news.newsreader.com >, Krustov <me@privacy.net > wrote: > > Krusty I agree with everything in your post and am thankful that > > for once you don't have to resort to foul language > > > Fuck you ya auld bastard :-) You could try but you would NOT succeed - I am only advanced middle age - and my parents were married. -- T h e - e x t e n d e r ! ! ! ! and Champion of the Scotties sweep! |
| 04 May 2008 20:12:23 |
| Krustov |
| Re: The warm up guy |
<alt.sport.snooker > <Krustov > <Fri, 2 May 2008 14:19:50 +0100 > <MPG.22852540b5e28b1198b494@news.newsreader.com > > BTW: do you think the guy only has the *one* suit as while i havent really that paid much attention - it would appear hes been wearing the same suit ever since he appeared in the tournament . Perhaps when the tournament is finished - he can cut the baise off the table with a pair of scissors and give it to a tailor so he can have a new suit made . -- www.krustov.co.uk |