24 Apr 2008 23:38:33
ivk
Question about diving certification

For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
and sertificate, would you recommend ? I got totally confused about
the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
Thanks.


25 Apr 2008 09:51:14
mag3
Re: Question about diving certification

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:38:33 -0700 (PDT), ivk <ivk2000@hotmail.com > wrote:

>For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
>~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
>certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
>and sertificate, would you recommend ? I got totally confused about
>the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
>equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
>snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
>Thanks.

First, It helps to know where you are located so that we can recommed
a beginning point. There are many different agencies that offer basic
SCUBA (or what they'll refer to as "Open Water" or "OW" courses). Each
have their own standards but most are fairly "standardized." What you
really want to do is find the best "instructor," no matter which agency it is.
It's the instructor that makes the difference.

Most Open Water courses deal with basic gear preparation, proper wearing of
the gear (mask etc.)., how to breathe underwater, how to "equalize" - meaning
how to keep your ears clear of pressure as you descend, and basic "buoyancy
control' - how to keep at a certain depth underwater and not sink or rise unintendedly.
There area some other safety skills you need to learn (how to flood & clear your mask
while underwater, how to breath from your buddy's spare regulator while the two of
you surface slowly, how to do safe ascents and do the safety stop af 5m. There are
some communication "hand signals" to learn so you can communicate with your dive
buddy as to what you're doing and if there's a problem. By the time your're done, you
should be able to dive with a buddy to depths of 60' (20m).

I don't recall having to do any pre-qualification swim for an OW class but each instructor
and agency may be different. That's why it's important to know where you are to point
you in the right direction. Where do you expect to take this course?

____________________________________________
Regards,

Arnold


25 Apr 2008 11:08:56
Blah
Re: Question about diving certification

ivk wrote:
> For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
> ~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
> certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
> and sertificate, would you recommend ? I got totally confused about
> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
> equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
> snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
> Thanks.

PADI requires you do 200m swim without equipment (8 lengths of average
pool) plus 10 minute tread water/float.


25 Apr 2008 05:42:53
Dennis (Icarus)
Re: Question about diving certification

"ivk" <ivk2000@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:8a8ba47a-b3b9-4380-a03f-55c9298c7be0@w4g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
> ~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
> certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
> and sertificate, would you recommend ? I got totally confused about
> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
> equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
> snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
> Thanks.

Depends on the agency. At least with NAUI or YMCA programs, the swim test
isn't timed.
Consider why you could not do a 500 yard swim. After all, you could be 500
yards offshore, lose your mask & fins (ok, unlikely...) you'll then have to
get back to shore.
If you can do that, then you can do the swim test.

Dennis




25 Apr 2008 07:47:29
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

"ivk" <ivk2000@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:8a8ba47a-b3b9-4380-a03f-55c9298c7be0@w4g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
> ~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
> certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
> and sertificate, would you recommend ? I got totally confused about
> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
> equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
> snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
> Thanks.

The risks and knowledge requirements for shallow water scuba diving are
exactly the same as the risks and knowledge requirements for deeper
recreational diving, at least up to about 30 meters. You need the same
training and certification for both.

There are some basic training requirements share by all certification
agencies. There are probably some different requirements depending on the
agency you choose for your training and still others imposed by the shop or
individual that provides the training. More us usually better, up to a
point.

To be honest, I'm a bit concerned about someone that can't swim 500 yards
without equipment, that wants to scuba dive. My personal opinion is that
comfort in the water is a prerequisite to diving and that being able to swim
competently is necessary for what I'd call comfortable. Not everyone agrees.

There are several certification agencies around the world. NAUI, PADI and
SSI tend to be available all over the world. BSAC, CMAS and YMCA tend to be
more popular in some parts of the world. There are probably others I've
forgotten to mention. Any of them will be recognized pretty much anywhere
you'll dive. The instructor tends to be more important than the agency.
Talk to some in your area and get their input on requirements, etc.

Lee




25 Apr 2008 11:22:12
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:38:33 -0700, ivk wrote:

<snip >

http://grumman581.googlepages.com/scuba-certification

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25 Apr 2008 20:51:11
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:51:14 +0000, mag3 wrote:

> First, It helps to know where you are located so that we can recommed a
> beginning point.

From the IP address, the post seems to be originating in northern
Kalifornia, in the Bay Area, southeast of Oakland...

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26 Apr 2008 09:58:42
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

Grumman-581 wrote

>> First, It helps to know where you are located so that we can recommed a
>> beginning point.
>
> From the IP address, the post seems to be originating in northern
> Kalifornia, in the Bay Area, southeast of Oakland...

Oh. In that case, he should take his open water training in the city of
Solana Beach, a holiday resort about 14 miles north of San Diego. There are
some recent reports of interesting sea life in that area.

Lee




26 Apr 2008 10:32:51
Paulf Foley
Re: Question about diving certification



ivk wrote:

>I got totally confused about
>the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
>equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
>snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
>Thanks.
>
When I did the SSI course a couple of years ago, the swim requirement
was 200 yards (might have been 300... ) in the pool, no gear, not
timed. I could do that, but just barely. What I couldn't do was the
second part of the test: ten minutes treading water. So I practiced,
and passed the test later in on the course. It took a little effort,
but it was worth it.

I'm a lousy swimmer. Clumsy. Fresh water-- the pool-- is less buoyant
and I'm so skinny I don't float. I don't like swimming in fresh water,
I don't dive in fresh water, so the pool test was kind of an acid test
for me. It was the only part of scuba instruction I didn't enjoy.



26 Apr 2008 08:34:00
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On Apr 26, 6:58=A0am, "Lee Bell" <pleeb...@bellsouth.net > wrote:
> Grumman-581 wrote
>
> >> First, It helps to know where you are located so that we can recommed a=

> >> beginning point.
>
> > From the IP address, the post seems to be originating in northern
> > Kalifornia, in the Bay Area, southeast of Oakland...
>
> Oh. =A0In that case, he should take his open water training in the city of=

> Solana Beach, a holiday resort about 14 miles north of San Diego. =A0There=
are
> some recent reports of interesting sea life in that area.

This sad attempt at humor wouldn't fall so flat if it weren't for
several facts: (a) the Farallons are much closer and much more
dependable for great white sightings, (b) Solana Beach is about 500
miles away from where Grumman think the OP lives (though I doubt that,
since we don't routinely use meters in California) and is a very
unlikely place for dive training especially for someone from Northern
California who would be much closer to much better diving in the
Monterey area, and (c) Solana Beach isn't a "holiday resort" whatever
that is - it's a California beach town where people live, some of whom
likely commute south to work.

Maybe you should stick with reposting e-mail propaganda. You do that
much better.


27 Apr 2008 02:28:26
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

Blah wrote:
> PADI requires you do 200m swim without equipment (8 lengths of average
> pool) plus 10 minute tread water/float.

Good thing I certified SSI.
I can not swim a stroke.

No one asked, and I did not tell.

David
Edmonton, Alberta



26 Apr 2008 20:33:41
ivk
Re: Question about diving certification

> Consider why you could not do a 500 yard swim.

I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water. If this
disqualifies me from scuba diving, then it certainly should've
disqualified me from snorkelling, but nobody told me about it. When
snorkelling, I had a deflated vest on me, and I would inflated it had
I lost the mask and fins, or snorkel and fins. I would not survive if
I lost all the equipment, including the vest. But this seems to me
like requiring a sailor to be able to swim to a shore from any place
in the ocean...

Yes, I do live in Bay Area, 30 miles from SF and 80 from Monterey.


26 Apr 2008 23:25:19
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On Apr 26, 8:33=A0pm, ivk <ivk2...@hotmail.com > wrote:

> I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
> without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
> to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water. If this
> disqualifies me from scuba diving, then it certainly should've
> disqualified me from snorkelling, but nobody told me about it. When
> snorkelling, I had a deflated vest on me, and I would inflated it had
> I lost the mask and fins, or snorkel and fins. I would not survive if
> I lost all the equipment, including the vest. But this seems to me
> like requiring a sailor to be able to swim to a shore from any place
> in the ocean...

Not from any place in the ocean. But if he/she can see land, why
not? That would be like getting stuck in a desert within crawling
reach of an oasis and not knowing how to crawl. Doesn't everyone know
how to crawl?


27 Apr 2008 02:55:54
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:41 -0700, ivk wrote:

> But this seems to me like requiring a sailor to be
> able to swim to a shore from any place in the ocean...

In the Navy, we were taught that you aren't going to necessarily be able
to swim to shore, but you should be able to do whatever is necessary to
stay afloat for the time that it might take you to be rescued... That
might be minutes or it might be days... It's not so much that you need to
be a strong swimmer, but rather confident in the water...

> Yes, I do live in Bay Area, 30 miles from SF and 80 from Monterey.

We'll try not to hold it against you ... *too* much...

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27 Apr 2008 03:46:08
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:25:19 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:

> Not from any place in the ocean. But if he/she can see land, why not?

Because the ocean currents are faster than you can swim? Sometimes all
you can do is remain afloat and sit back and enjoy the ride...

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27 Apr 2008 12:57:09
mat.voss
Re: Question about diving certification

Yo don't need to keep your head out of the water. Just mouth, better
nose, eyes from time to time to enjoy the sky.
Matthias

ivk wrote:

>>Consider why you could not do a 500 yard swim.
>
>
> I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
> without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
> to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water. If this
> disqualifies me from scuba diving, then it certainly should've
> disqualified me from snorkelling, but nobody told me about it. When
> snorkelling, I had a deflated vest on me, and I would inflated it had
> I lost the mask and fins, or snorkel and fins. I would not survive if
> I lost all the equipment, including the vest. But this seems to me
> like requiring a sailor to be able to swim to a shore from any place
> in the ocean...
>
> Yes, I do live in Bay Area, 30 miles from SF and 80 from Monterey.



27 Apr 2008 04:53:35
George Cathcart
Re: Question about diving certification

On Apr 27, 3:55 am, Grumman-581 <grumman581+usenet-2...@gmail.com >
wrote:
> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:33:41 -0700, ivk wrote:

>
> > Yes, I do live in Bay Area, 30 miles from SF and 80 from Monterey.
>
> We'll try not to hold it against you ... *too* much...
>


Belay that Texas envy, sailor.

gc


27 Apr 2008 13:14:17
Al Wells
Re: Question about diving certification

In article <da7cf721-b41c-482e-bb17-82bda4fa8339
@x19g2000prg.googlegroups.com >, ivk2000@hotmail.com says...

> I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
> without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
> to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water.

For most agencies the test is 200 yards, but the only way to be sure is
to ask the shops that you are considering to find out what their
instructors do. The test isn't timed, and you can swim any way you want
to, including taking breaks floating on your back. The point is not to
see how perfectly you can swim 200 yards; it is to determine how
comfortable and confident you are in the water.

If you using all of your energy keeping your head above water, I would
suggest taking a few swimming lessons and learning how to "rotation
breathe". You're much slicker in the water with your face down. Anyone
who can walk and chew gum and who isn't terrified of the water can learn
do it. You might also talk to your chosen instructor - he might make
some sort of arrangement to have a DM work with you a bit before your
class.


27 Apr 2008 14:54:52
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

Al Wells wrote

>> I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
>> without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
>> to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water.
>
> For most agencies the test is 200 yards, but the only way to be sure is
> to ask the shops that you are considering to find out what their
> instructors do. The test isn't timed, and you can swim any way you want
> to, including taking breaks floating on your back. The point is not to
> see how perfectly you can swim 200 yards; it is to determine how
> comfortable and confident you are in the water.
>
> If you using all of your energy keeping your head above water, I would
> suggest taking a few swimming lessons and learning how to "rotation
> breathe". You're much slicker in the water with your face down. Anyone
> who can walk and chew gum and who isn't terrified of the water can learn >
> do it. You might also talk to your chosen instructor - he might make
> some sort of arrangement to have a DM work with you a bit before your
> class.

Al's advice is good, but perhaps not the best available. Rather than working
with a DM, find a swimming instructor and enlist their help. A specialist
is almost always going to be a better choice.

Lee Bell
Water Safety Instructor (well, I used to be).




28 Apr 2008 09:29:47
Chris Guynn
Re: Question about diving certification


"Al Wells" <al.wells@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:MPG.227e46362d5e0d25989a30@news.verizon.net...
> In article <da7cf721-b41c-482e-bb17-82bda4fa8339
> @x19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, ivk2000@hotmail.com says...
>
> > I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
> > without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
> > to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water.
>
> For most agencies the test is 200 yards, but the only way to be sure is
> to ask the shops that you are considering to find out what their
> instructors do. The test isn't timed, and you can swim any way you want
> to, including taking breaks floating on your back. The point is not to
> see how perfectly you can swim 200 yards; it is to determine how
> comfortable and confident you are in the water.
>
> If you using all of your energy keeping your head above water, I would
> suggest taking a few swimming lessons and learning how to "rotation
> breathe". You're much slicker in the water with your face down. Anyone
> who can walk and chew gum and who isn't terrified of the water can learn
> do it.

That's not entirely accurate.

I knew a guy when I was younger who had so much metal in his back that he
couldn't swim at all. He'd been born with some kind of spinal
issue/humpback thing and the metal was supposed to help straighten him out.




30 Apr 2008 05:20:57
Dennis (Icarus)
Re: Question about diving certification

"ivk" <ivk2000@hotmail.com > wrote in message
news:da7cf721-b41c-482e-bb17-82bda4fa8339@x19g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> > Consider why you could not do a 500 yard swim.
>
> I can't swim 500m, or even 100m, in fresh water or in choppy seas
> without any equipment, because my natural buoyancy is lousy and I have
> to spend too much effort keeping my head above the water. If this
> disqualifies me from scuba diving, then it certainly should've
> disqualified me from snorkelling, but nobody told me about it. When
> snorkelling, I had a deflated vest on me, and I would inflated it had
> I lost the mask and fins, or snorkel and fins. I would not survive if
> I lost all the equipment, including the vest. But this seems to me
> like requiring a sailor to be able to swim to a shore from any place
> in the ocean...
>
> Yes, I do live in Bay Area, 30 miles from SF and 80 from Monterey.

My scuba instructor, who also teaches swimming, is also naturally negatively
bouyant.
It can be overcome.

Being naturally negatively bouyant is a usually good thing in scuba - less
weight that has to be carried to overcome the bouyancy of the
equipment/wetsuit/drysuit/etc.

You're not required to swim back to shore from the boat if you lose all
equipment.
However, if by some chance you lost mask, snorkel, fins, it'd be a good
thing if
a) you could swim back to the boat, or
b) stay afloat long enough to get rescued by the crew.

Dennis




30 Apr 2008 08:35:13
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On Apr 30, 3:20=A0am, "Dennis (Icarus)" <ala_dir_di...@yahoo.com >
wrote:

> You're not required to swim back to shore from the boat if you lose all
> equipment.

What about shore diving?


30 Apr 2008 21:04:54
Re: Question about diving certification



ivk wrote:
> For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
> ~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
> certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
> and sertificate, would you recommend ?

The entry level training is the same no matter how deep you go. The
primary hazards of diving are greatest in the top 20 feet of the water
column, where the pressure gradient is highest.

> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
> equipment (I can't do that),

If you can't, what are you doing snorkeling? If you can't swim, you
don't belong anywhere around water. If you can't manage 500 yards,
even just sculling on your back, then you should limit your recreation
to golf or checkers.


01 May 2008 08:45:11
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

>> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
>> equipment (I can't do that),
>
> If you can't, what are you doing snorkeling? If you can't swim, you
> don't belong anywhere around water. If you can't manage 500 yards,
> even just sculling on your back, then you should limit your recreation
> to golf or checkers.

I thought I was a hardnosed on water skills. You're the man.

Do you have a real name, or even a reasonable made up one we can call you?




01 May 2008 08:44:00
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 1, 5:45=A0am, "Lee Bell" <pleeb...@bellsouth.net > wrote:
> >> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
> >> equipment (I can't do that),
>
> > If you can't, what are you doing snorkeling? =A0If you can't swim, you
> > don't belong anywhere around water. =A0If you can't manage 500 yards,
> > even just sculling on your back, then you should limit your recreation
> > to golf or checkers.
>
> I thought I was a hardnosed on water skills. =A0You're the man.
>
> Do you have a real name, or even a reasonable made up one we can call you?=


I'm sure he does. In fact, the rest of us all know it and you're the
only one in the dark as usual. Still, what's unreasonable about
calling him Dweeb?


02 May 2008 04:09:36
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

dweebgs@gmail.com wrote:
> If you can't swim, you don't belong anywhere around water.

Oops.

I can not swim a stroke.

I have been diving for eleven years.

Should I stop now ?

David
Edmonton, Alberta


02 May 2008 14:22:32
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net > wrote in message
news:4uwSj.48$Vd7.26@edtnps92...
> dweebgs@gmail.com wrote:
>> If you can't swim, you don't belong anywhere around water.
>
> Oops.
>
> I can not swim a stroke.
>
> I have been diving for eleven years.
>
> Should I stop now ?
>
> David
> Edmonton, Alberta

no but don't have me as your buddy.

Do you dive around Edmonton? My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of the
lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much to see.
The fishing was great however




01 May 2008 22:23:55
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 2, 12:09 am, "Wm. David Maddin" <sojou...@telus.net > wrote:
> dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
> Oops.
>
> I can not swim a stroke.
>
> I have been diving for eleven years.
>
> Should I stop now ?

Only if you're incapable of learning to swim. If you're capable, then
do so.
Actually, there's really no excuse in the modern world for an able
bodied person not being able to swim.


02 May 2008 05:29:50
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

dechucka wrote:
> no but don't have me as your buddy.

No worries.

> Do you dive around Edmonton?

Yes.

> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much to
> see. The fishing was great however

I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the National
Parks, Jasper and Banff.

Oh.
By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have stood on
the running board several times and had a tour.

David
Edmonton, Alberta



02 May 2008 05:45:17
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

dweebgs@gmail.com wrote:

> On May 2, 12:09 am, "Wm. David Maddin" <sojou...@telus.net> wrote:
> Only if you're incapable of learning to swim.

No, I am probably capable.

> If you're capable, then
> do so.

Perhaps.

> Actually, there's really no excuse in the modern world for an able
> bodied person not being able to swim.

Sure there is.
I have not taken the time to learn.
So far, have not had the need.

David
Edmonton, Alberta





02 May 2008 01:54:44
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net > wrote in message
news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
> dechucka wrote:
>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>
> No worries.
>
>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>
> Yes.
>
>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much
>> to
>> see. The fishing was great however
>
> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the National
> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>
> Oh.
> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have stood
> on
> the running board several times and had a tour.


When it rains, it pours. :-)

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02 May 2008 15:53:19
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net > wrote in message
news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
> dechucka wrote:
>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>
> No worries.
>
>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>
> Yes.
>
>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much
>> to
>> see. The fishing was great however
>
> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.

That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since that it
has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen Drive


> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the National
> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>
> Oh.
> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have stood
> on
> the running board several times and had a tour.

cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't




02 May 2008 15:58:42
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote in
message news:5pGdna8IL_gyMYfVnZ2dnUVZ_sOrnZ2d@supernews.com...
> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>
>> No worries.
>>
>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>
>> Yes.
>>
>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much
>>> to
>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>
>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the National
>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>
>> Oh.
>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have stood
>> on
>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>
>
> When it rains, it pours. :-)

not here unfortunately




02 May 2008 02:09:00
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com > wrote in message
news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>
>> No worries.
>>
>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>
>> Yes.
>>
>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much
>>> to
>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>
>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>
> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since that
> it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen Drive
>
>
>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the National
>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>
>> Oh.
>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have stood
>> on
>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>
> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't

I did today.



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02 May 2008 16:15:38
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote in
message news:evOdncTC8-maLYfVnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@supernews.com...
> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>
>> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>>
>>> No worries.
>>>
>>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>>
>>> Yes.
>>>
>>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not much
>>>> to
>>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>>
>>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>>
>> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since that
>> it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen Drive
>>
>>
>>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the National
>>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>>
>>> Oh.
>>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have
>>> stood on
>>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>>
>> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't
>
> I did today.

did you so the link is where? You know i am slow all I see is bridges when
you claim to have posted identifying photos of your truck. I have the colour
it is blue and white, is that right?




02 May 2008 02:28:23
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com > wrote in message
news:481ab188$0$14295$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
> message news:evOdncTC8-maLYfVnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@supernews.com...
>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>
>>> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>>> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>>>
>>>> No worries.
>>>>
>>>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>>>
>>>> Yes.
>>>>
>>>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not
>>>>> much to
>>>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>>>
>>>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>>>
>>> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since that
>>> it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen Drive
>>>
>>>
>>>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>>>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the
>>>> National
>>>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>>>
>>>> Oh.
>>>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have
>>>> stood on
>>>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>>>
>>> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't
>>
>> I did today.
>
> did you so the link is where? You know i am slow

Yes.

Veeerrryyy stupid, too.

> all I see is bridges when you claim to have posted identifying photos of
> your truck.

I never said -anything- about "identifying" photos.

Even if there are several.

That's just another porkie pie you'll have to snip.

> I have the colour it is blue and white, is that right?

Sort of.

STUPID.




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02 May 2008 19:09:51
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote in
message news:99SdnftqBb4OKYfVnZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@supernews.com...
> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:481ab188$0$14295$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>
>> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
>> message news:evOdncTC8-maLYfVnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@supernews.com...
>>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>
>>>> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>>>>
>>>>> No worries.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>
>>>>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>>>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not
>>>>>> much to
>>>>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>>>>
>>>>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>>>>
>>>> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since
>>>> that it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen
>>>> Drive
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>>>>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the
>>>>> National
>>>>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh.
>>>>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have
>>>>> stood on
>>>>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>>>>
>>>> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't
>>>
>>> I did today.
>>
>> did you so the link is where? You know i am slow
>
> Yes.
>
> Veeerrryyy stupid, too.
>
>> all I see is bridges when you claim to have posted identifying photos of
>> your truck.
>
> I never said -anything- about "identifying" photos.

off course you would never supply them

wanker




02 May 2008 06:23:50
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

>> If you can't swim, you don't belong anywhere around water.
>
> Oops.
>
> I can not swim a stroke.
>
> I have been diving for eleven years.
>
> Should I stop now ?

Maybe. It's your life. Risk it as you prefer.




02 May 2008 06:25:03
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

>> Actually, there's really no excuse in the modern world for an able
>> bodied person not being able to swim.
>
> Sure there is.
> I have not taken the time to learn.
> So far, have not had the need.

If you can't swim, you only have the need once. Then it's too late.

Lee




02 May 2008 07:10:46
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com > wrote in message
news:481ada5e$0$14306$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
> message news:99SdnftqBb4OKYfVnZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@supernews.com...
>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:481ab188$0$14295$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>
>>> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote
>>> in message news:evOdncTC8-maLYfVnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@supernews.com...
>>>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No worries.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>>>>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not
>>>>>>> much to
>>>>>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since
>>>>> that it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen
>>>>> Drive
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>>>>>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the
>>>>>> National
>>>>>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh.
>>>>>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have
>>>>>> stood on
>>>>>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>>>>>
>>>>> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't
>>>>
>>>> I did today.
>>>
>>> did you so the link is where? You know i am slow
>>
>> Yes.
>>
>> Veeerrryyy stupid, too.
>>
>>> all I see is bridges when you claim to have posted identifying photos of
>>> your truck.
>>
>> I never said -anything- about "identifying" photos.
>
> off course you would never supply them
>
> wanker


I did.

I didn't -say- I did.

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.

Here's me supplying you with EVERYTHING you need-

http://deadsmall.com/3K2**

What was the date on that, Futile Dave?

Seems like about a YEAR ago.


And you just chiseled DAN out of $500, you cheap bastard.
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fears and sometimes hates the man who can. -Cooper


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** FUTILE DAVID FRANK, kennybenny, and other STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS:

Place the CURSOR ARROW THINGY ON THE bbblllluuuueeeee
llleeeetttttttterrrrs and LEFT CLICK.

And SHAZAM!!!!!!, a REAL, LIVE CITE will MAGICALLY APPEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Contrary to Team Futile policy, cites -do-, in fact, exist.




02 May 2008 12:12:51
Blah
Re: Question about diving certification

Wm. David Maddin wrote:
> dweebgs@gmail.com wrote:
>> If you can't swim, you don't belong anywhere around water.
>
> Oops.
>
> I can not swim a stroke.
>
> I have been diving for eleven years.
>
> Should I stop now ?

Dunno, what pressure group are you?


>
> David
> Edmonton, Alberta


02 May 2008 07:30:47
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 04:09:36 +0000, Wm. David Maddin wrote:

> Oops.
>
> I can not swim a stroke.
>
> I have been diving for eleven years.
>
> Should I stop now ?
>
> David
> Edmonton, Alberta

It's probably not as much of an issue when the water is solid... You don't
swim to shore, you walk there...

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02 May 2008 07:54:17
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 19:09:51 +1000, dechucka wrote:

> off course you would never supply them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where%27s_Wally%3F

No identifying info is visible in the lastest photo of his truck (yes, it
is in the photo with the bridge, just look closely)... I have found photos
on his site where you could make out the license plate number, company
name, and cab number from other parts of the truck... You might need to
download the photos and enlarge them or perhaps adjust the image
properties a bit to see all the information, depending upon how good your
eyesight is...

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02 May 2008 13:35:17
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

dechucka wrote:

Nothing anybody's interested in reading.

It's just possible that you are considered such an incredible flake and
obsessive person that nobody really wants you to have actual knowledge of
who their employer is. I'm not sure, of course, but personally, I would not
trust you not to abuse the information with possible consequences to a job
that I'm really quite happy doing.

It's not Popeye that's suspect. It's you. Everybody in this list, from
those who like Popeye, to those that don't, knows who he is, what he does
for a living and, in most cases, who he works for.

You don't. You ought to wonder why. The rest of us know.




02 May 2008 11:52:06
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 1, 10:23=A0pm, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:

> Only if you're incapable of learning to swim. =A0If you're capable, then
> do so.
> Actually, there's really no excuse in the modern world for an able
> bodied person not being able to swim.

Maybe. Practically, not all of us have the easiest access to bodies
of water large enough for swimming. I had Grandpa's swimming pool and
the Pacific Ocean close at hand when I was growing up, and a mom who
paid for me to take classes at the Y. On the other hand, were I born
in an landlocked inner-city ghetto to an impoverished broken family,
my road to learning how to swim would have been far more challenging
and perhaps not worth the effort when balanced against other
necessities of daily living.

Statistics hit the news yesterday on this very subject.

"How come? Black and Latino kids "are six times more likely to be part
of a family in which neither parent nor child can swim," according to
the study commissioned by USA Swimming. In January and February, the
University of Memphis interviewed 1,772 children ages 6 to 16 in six
U.S. metropolitan areas. Two-thirds were black or Latino. Non-
swimmers: 58% of blacks, 56% of Latinos and 31% of whites." -- USA
Today



02 May 2008 11:52:33
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 1, 10:45=A0pm, "Wm. David Maddin" <sojou...@telus.net > wrote:

> Sure there is.
> I have not taken the time to learn.
> So far, have not had the need.

One day all that snow will melt and then you'll change your tune.


02 May 2008 11:53:13
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 2, 3:25=A0am, "Lee Bell" <pleeb...@bellsouth.net > wrote:

> If you can't swim, you only have the need once. =A0Then it's too late.

I haven't learned how to fly, yet I still ride in airplanes.


02 May 2008 16:58:41
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com > wrote in message
news:e27e83cb-9ff4-4e1f-a315-b7745d436ed4@w1g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
On May 1, 10:23 pm, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:

> Only if you're incapable of learning to swim. If you're capable, then
> do so.
> Actually, there's really no excuse in the modern world for an able
> bodied person not being able to swim.

Maybe. Practically, not all of us have the easiest access to bodies
of water large enough for swimming. I had Grandpa's swimming pool and
the Pacific Ocean close at hand when I was growing up, and a mom who
paid for me to take classes at the Y. On the other hand, were I born
in an landlocked inner-city ghetto to an impoverished broken family,
my road to learning how to swim would have been far more challenging
and perhaps not worth the effort when balanced against other
necessities of daily living.

Statistics hit the news yesterday on this very subject.

"How come? Black and Latino kids "are six times more likely to be part
of a family in which neither parent nor child can swim," according to
the study commissioned by USA Swimming. In January and February, the
University of Memphis interviewed 1,772 children ages 6 to 16 in six
U.S. metropolitan areas. Two-thirds were black or Latino. Non-
swimmers: 58% of blacks, 56% of Latinos and 31% of whites." -- USA
Today




In my day, parents ditched you at Red Cross swimming lessons at the
municipal pool.

Skiing during the winter.

I had six years of both.

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03 May 2008 07:31:44
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote in
message news:d_ydndlchc9ea4fVnZ2dnUVZ_vCdnZ2d@supernews.com...
> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:481ada5e$0$14306$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>
>> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
>> message news:99SdnftqBb4OKYfVnZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@supernews.com...
>>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:481ab188$0$14295$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>
>>>> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote
>>>> in message news:evOdncTC8-maLYfVnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@supernews.com...
>>>>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No worries.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>>>>>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not
>>>>>>>> much to
>>>>>>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since
>>>>>> that it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen
>>>>>> Drive
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>>>>>>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the
>>>>>>> National
>>>>>>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh.
>>>>>>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have
>>>>>>> stood on
>>>>>>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't
>>>>>
>>>>> I did today.
>>>>
>>>> did you so the link is where? You know i am slow
>>>
>>> Yes.
>>>
>>> Veeerrryyy stupid, too.
>>>
>>>> all I see is bridges when you claim to have posted identifying photos
>>>> of your truck.
>>>
>>> I never said -anything- about "identifying" photos.
>>
>> off course you would never supply them
>>
>> wanker
>
>
> I did.
>
> I didn't -say- I did.
>
> STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
>
> Here's me supplying you with EVERYTHING you need-
>
> http://deadsmall.com/3K2**
>
> What was the date on that, Futile Dave?
>
> Seems like about a YEAR ago.

love those Alaskan railroads

Moron




03 May 2008 07:32:54
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net > wrote in message
news:pgISj.68750$vr3.47504@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
> dechucka wrote:
>
> Nothing anybody's interested in reading.
>
> It's just possible that you are considered such an incredible flake and
> obsessive person that nobody really wants you to have actual knowledge of
> who their employer is. I'm not sure, of course, but personally, I would
> not trust you not to abuse the information with possible consequences to a
> job that I'm really quite happy doing.
>
> It's not Popeye that's suspect. It's you. Everybody in this list, from
> those who like Popeye, to those that don't, knows who he is, what he does
> for a living and, in most cases, who he works for.
>
> You don't. You ought to wonder why. The rest of us know.

I don't care but it is fun to watch Popeye twist and turn and lie




02 May 2008 14:44:29
Scott
Re: Question about diving certification

"Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote in
message news:jtSdnXTM4MQPHYbVnZ2dnUVZ_hqdnZ2d@supernews.com...


> In my day, parents ditched you at Red Cross swimming lessons at the
> municipal pool.
>
> Skiing during the winter.
>
> I had six years of both.

Fucking racist...




02 May 2008 17:26:12
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 11:52:06 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:

> Statistics hit the news yesterday on this very subject.
>
> "How come? Black and Latino kids "are six times more likely to be part of
> a family in which neither parent nor child can swim," according to the
> study commissioned by USA Swimming. In January and February, the
> University of Memphis interviewed 1,772 children ages 6 to 16 in six U.S.
> metropolitan areas. Two-thirds were black or Latino. Non- swimmers: 58% of
> blacks, 56% of Latinos and 31% of whites." -- USA Today

That just backs up what I noticed when I was in Navy boot came all those
years ago... I don't remember us having any Hispanics in our company when
going through boot, but I do remember us having a few blacks in there and
the majority of them did not know how to swim... One could argue that
perhaps the Navy and Marine Corp are not the service choices that one
should make if they do not know how to swim...

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02 May 2008 17:28:06
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:13 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:

> I haven't learned how to fly, yet I still ride in airplanes.

People don't usually fall out of aircraft... In fact, it takes quite a bit
of effort to fall out of a commercial aircraft at altitude... The same
cannot be said for boats...

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02 May 2008 15:33:09
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 2, 1:58=A0pm, "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote:

> =A0 Skiing during the winter.
>
> =A0 I had six years of both.

There you go. I can't ski. If I'm wrong about global warming and we
instead have a new ice age, I'm screwed.


02 May 2008 17:34:22
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 16:58:41 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:

> In my day, parents ditched you at Red Cross swimming lessons at the
> municipal pool.

In my day, your father would throw you overboard when you were out
fishing... If you came up dog paddling, you were good... If you didn't...
Well, I guess he just figured he could make another one and hopefully the
next time around he would get the swimming genes right...

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02 May 2008 20:02:11
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com > wrote in message
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>
> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
> message news:d_ydndlchc9ea4fVnZ2dnUVZ_vCdnZ2d@supernews.com...
>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:481ada5e$0$14306$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>
>>> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote
>>> in message news:99SdnftqBb4OKYfVnZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@supernews.com...
>>>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:481ab188$0$14295$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote
>>>>> in message news:evOdncTC8-maLYfVnZ2dnUVZ_hWdnZ2d@supernews.com...
>>>>>> "dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:481aac4e$0$14291$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:iFxSj.60$Vd7.40@edtnps92...
>>>>>>>> dechucka wrote:
>>>>>>>>> no but don't have me as your buddy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No worries.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do you dive around Edmonton?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My Aunt and Uncle had a house up at one of
>>>>>>>>> the lakes "Thunder" iirc but when I went snorkelling there was not
>>>>>>>>> much to
>>>>>>>>> see. The fishing was great however
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I do not know of a lake named Thunder.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's what I remember it was called but it was 20 years ago. Since
>>>>>>> that it has been visits in our summer so it was bloody cold in Aspen
>>>>>>> Drive
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I will look tommorrow, and see if I can locate it.
>>>>>>>> There are a few lakes we dive here in Alberta, primarily in the
>>>>>>>> National
>>>>>>>> Parks, Jasper and Banff.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh.
>>>>>>>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos, but have
>>>>>>>> stood on
>>>>>>>> the running board several times and had a tour.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I did today.
>>>>>
>>>>> did you so the link is where? You know i am slow
>>>>
>>>> Yes.
>>>>
>>>> Veeerrryyy stupid, too.
>>>>
>>>>> all I see is bridges when you claim to have posted identifying photos
>>>>> of your truck.
>>>>
>>>> I never said -anything- about "identifying" photos.
>>>
>>> off course you would never supply them
>>>
>>> wanker
>>
>>
>> I did.
>>
>> I didn't -say- I did.
>>
>> STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
>>
>> Here's me supplying you with EVERYTHING you need-
>>
>> http://deadsmall.com/3K2**
>>
>> What was the date on that, Futile Dave?
>>
>> Seems like about a YEAR ago.
>
> love those Alaskan railroads
>
> Moron


Everybody else uses that link and finds the truck pictures.

Wait-

I forgot how FUCK-STUPID you are-

You do realize that those are folders, some with -hundreds- <pedal! Cathy,
pedal! > of pictures, right?

Not that it makes any difference, but you understand that it's not just,
like, 8 or 9 single pictures, right?

Do you need any more written instructions on how to click with a mouse?

I notice you keep trimming them.

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02 May 2008 20:05:08
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com > wrote in message
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>
> "Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:pgISj.68750$vr3.47504@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
>> dechucka wrote:
>>
>> Nothing anybody's interested in reading.
>>
>> It's just possible that you are considered such an incredible flake and
>> obsessive person that nobody really wants you to have actual knowledge of
>> who their employer is. I'm not sure, of course, but personally, I would
>> not trust you not to abuse the information with possible consequences to
>> a job that I'm really quite happy doing.
>>
>> It's not Popeye that's suspect. It's you. Everybody in this list, from
>> those who like Popeye, to those that don't, knows who he is, what he does
>> for a living and, in most cases, who he works for.
>>
>> You don't. You ought to wonder why. The rest of us know.
>
> I don't care but it is fun to watch Popeye twist and turn and lie



After watching you Rhumba across the CPR thread, only a Futile John
Francis spineless, lying jellyfish acolyte could say that with a straight
face.

Maybe Grumman will trim the bridge picture down to the truck so you can
see it.

Damn, are you stupid.

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03 May 2008 15:12:28
dechucka
Re: Question about diving certification


"Grumman-581" <grumman581+usenet-2008@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:pan.2008.05.02.22.34.21.812000@grumman581-usenet-2008-gmail-com...
> On Fri, 02 May 2008 16:58:41 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:
>
>> In my day, parents ditched you at Red Cross swimming lessons at the
>> municipal pool.
>
> In my day, your father would throw you overboard when you were out
> fishing... If you came up dog paddling, you were good... If you didn't...

he called you berley




03 May 2008 07:37:12
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sat, 03 May 2008 15:12:28 +1000, dechucka wrote:

> he called you berley

I had to look up that term... Seems it's an Aussie term that translates
into "chum" around here... And they *claim* that we speak the same
language...

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03 May 2008 07:41:32
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 20:05:08 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:

> After watching you Rhumba across the CPR thread, only a Futile John
> Francis spineless, lying jellyfish acolyte could say that with a straight
> face.
>
> Maybe Grumman will trim the bridge picture down to the truck so you can
> see it.
>
> Damn, are you stupid.

Some people claim that it is not polite to make fun of the mentally
impaired / visually challenged...

http://i26.tinypic.com/scub8h.jpg

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03 May 2008 05:49:03
greg
Re: Question about diving certification

On Apr 25, 1:38 am, ivk <ivk2...@hotmail.com > wrote:
> For many years, I've been snorkelling and diving without scuba up to
> ~5 meters. Now I am thinking of getting some kind of beginner's diving
> certificate, for very basic 10-15m scuba dives. What kind of courses,
> and sertificate, would you recommend ? I got totally confused about
> the prerequisites: some websites say it is 500 yards swim w/out any
> equipment (I can't do that), bot others say it is 300 meters swim with
> snorkel and fins (can do it easily :)). Which ones are correct ?
> Thanks.

PADI recently changed its requirements on the surface swim. A person
has two options
200 yard swim with no equipment.
300 yard swim with mask, fins, snorkel.

Having said that, as others have mentioned, the surface swim and float
is designed to ensure the person has a certain level of stamina,
skill, and confidence in the water. That is based on some level of
object experience gained over the decades on what is needed to be
successful in the sport.

No one expects Olympic swimmer status as a perquisite for SCUBA these
days. It is true, though, that a lack of at least some nominal
endurance for physical activity, and discomfort in the water without
SCUBA equipment could pre-dispose a person to bigger problems. It
amplifies the inability of people to cope if diving conditions go
south or equipment issues develop. The end result is usually
injury. . . or worse to yourself, your buddy, or maybe even the
people trying to rescue you.

As such, the advice offered by the other folks is good; take a few
swimming lessons; develop the stamina and skills needed for the
surface swim and float; and prove to yourself that you can do it. It
will serve you well when a problem arises, and will make your diving
career more enjoyable, and safer for everyone.

Greg


03 May 2008 07:56:26
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Fri, 02 May 2008 20:05:08 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:

> Maybe Grumman will trim the bridge picture down to the truck so you can
> see it.

Here's a better one for him...

http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=opcizk&s=2


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03 May 2008 07:40:41
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 2, 2:52 pm, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com > wrote:
> On the other hand, were I born
> in an landlocked inner-city ghetto to an impoverished broken family,
> my road to learning how to swim would have been far more challenging
> and perhaps not worth the effort when balanced against other
> necessities of daily living.

My metropolitan area has the second highest poverty rates of any major
US city.
The city and the Y provide subsidies for at their pools for entry and
for swim lessons.
One factor driving the statistics you cited is that parents don't see
swimming as a necessary life skill.
Almost every species of land animal can swim if it has to - that
should be a clue for them.


03 May 2008 08:03:15
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 2, 4:58 pm, "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com > wrote:
>
> On the other hand, were I born
> in an landlocked inner-city ghetto to an impoverished broken family,
> my road to learning how to swim would have been far more challenging
> and perhaps not worth the effort when balanced against other
> necessities of daily living.

It's also a pretty safe bet you wouldn't be able to afford dive gear,
boats, or waterfront property.
While it's still deplorable that such people don't know how to swim,
they're really not the cohort
of interest here, are they?


03 May 2008 08:09:07
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 8:49 am, greg <gspey...@cox.net > wrote:

> Having said that, as others have mentioned, the surface swim and float
> is designed to ensure the person has a certain level of stamina,
> skill, and confidence in the water.... It is true, though, that a lack of at least some nominal
> endurance for physical activity, and discomfort in the water without
> SCUBA equipment could pre-dispose a person to bigger problems. It
> amplifies the inability of people to cope if diving conditions go
> south or equipment issues develop.

that, plus, if you're of a socio-economic strata that allows for
diving, and you've reached puberty without learning to swim, that
betrays an attitude about personal responsibility vs. learned
helplessness that is a contra-indication to safe diving.


03 May 2008 08:44:05
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 8:03=A0am, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On May 2, 4:58 pm, "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick"
>
> <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
>
> > On the other hand, were I born
> > in an landlocked inner-city ghetto to an impoverished broken family,
> > my road to learning how to swim would have been far more challenging
> > and perhaps not worth the effort when balanced against other
> > necessities of daily living.
>
> It's also a pretty safe bet you wouldn't be able to afford dive gear,
> boats, or waterfront property.
> While it's still deplorable that such people don't know how to swim,
> they're really not the cohort
> of interest here, are they?

Are you accusing me of straying off-topic? IIRC, you didn't limit
your broad claim to a "cohort of interest", merely to able-bodied
people in general:

> Actually, there's really no excuse in the modern world for an able
> bodied person not being able to swim.

Besides, quite a few people can't afford waterfront property, unless
you count a pond in the midwest. I wasn't raised in an affluent
household with dive gear, boats, or waterfront property, so I'm not
sure how I learned to swim. It's quite plausible that even some of
the non-swimmers raised in dire poverty might someday be able to
afford dive gear, or at least afford the cost of rental gear.


03 May 2008 08:50:18
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 7:40=A0am, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On May 2, 2:52 pm, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com> wrote:
>
> > =A0On the other hand, were I born
> > in an landlocked inner-city ghetto to an impoverished broken family,
> > my road to learning how to swim would have been far more challenging
> > and perhaps not worth the effort when balanced against other
> > necessities of daily living.
>
> My metropolitan area has the second highest poverty rates of any major
> US city.
> The city and the Y provide subsidies for at their pools for entry and
> for swim lessons.

Subsidies amount to welfare. I'm surprised that you support them.

If swimming is so important, clearly the government needs to mandate
training as it mandates instruction in other areas. Clearly you'd
support that as well.

> One factor driving the statistics you cited is that parents don't see
> swimming as a necessary life skill.

Nope. Learning how to dodge bullets takes precedence in some locales,
especially where the only body of water is a murky duck pond about 6
inches deep.

> Almost every species of land animal can swim if it has to - that
> should be a clue for them.

Maybe they presume they can do the same, if they have to. Many can.


03 May 2008 11:28:59
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sat, 03 May 2008 08:50:18 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:

> If swimming is so important, clearly the government needs to mandate
> training as it mandates instruction in other areas. Clearly you'd support
> that as well.

As a matter of fact, various universities over the years have required
that their students have the ability to swim...

Grace's friend over in Diamond Bar that we visited in 1997 fell into her
pool a couple of weeks after we left and drowned... She didn't know how to
swim... Personally, I question the logic of having a swimming pool if you
don't know how to swim... Or at least the logic of getting close enough to
it that you could fall into it...

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03 May 2008 09:52:51
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 11:44 am, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com > wrote:

> Are you accusing me of straying off-topic? IIRC, you didn't limit
> your broad claim to a "cohort of interest", merely to able-bodied
> people in general:

Not at all, merely pointing out that a) it's more a matter of choice
for the poor in the modern welfare state, and b) anyone with access
to diving opportunities can't even begin to offer this excuse.


> Besides, quite a few people can't afford waterfront property, unless
> you count a pond in the midwest. I wasn't raised in an affluent
> household with dive gear, boats, or waterfront property, so I'm not
> sure how I learned to swim.

You were raised in a household well off enough for you to achieve what
you have today.

> It's quite plausible that even some of
> the non-swimmers raised in dire poverty might someday be able to
> afford dive gear, or at least afford the cost of rental gear.

Then they can also manage access to swim lessons.


03 May 2008 09:58:02
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 11:50 am, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com > wrote:
> Subsidies amount to welfare. I'm surprised that you support them.

There is no endorsement, only acknowledgement of their existence.

> If swimming is so important, clearly the government needs to mandate
> training as it mandates instruction in other areas. Clearly you'd
> support that as well.

The high school where I currently live, when my mother attended (I
grew up in a neighboring city) required students to pass a swim test
to graduate, and I endorse that. My high school required passing CPR
training, which I also endorse. Certainly, if schools can make
students memorize the presidents in order, they can make them learn to
swim and perform CPR.

> Nope. Learning how to dodge bullets takes precedence in some locales,
> especially where the only body of water is a murky duck pond about 6
> inches deep.

One place to go to gain cover from gunfire is the sewers, which every
big city has.

> Maybe they presume they can do the same, if they have to. Many can.


The number of annual drowning deaths would seem to indicate otherwise.


03 May 2008 10:05:32
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 11:50 am, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com > wrote:

> If swimming is so important, clearly the government needs to mandate
> training as it mandates instruction in other areas. Clearly you'd
> support that as well.
>

I should add the caveat that, IF the government mandates any training,
swimming belongs on the list. Ultimately, I'd abolish public schools
and leave all educational choices up to the parents, but then, I'd
still hold as an objective truth that anyone not seeing to it that
their children learn to swim is a lousy parent and probably just
setting the stage for Darwin to correct the damage they've done by
breeding in the first place.

It's foolish not to learn to swim if you are able and have opportunity
to do so.
It is, to quote the aquafuhrer, farm animal stupid to regularly place
oneself near water over one's head without first learning to swim.

Of course, I support people's inalienable right to make foolish or
farm animal stupid choices as long as it doesn't materially infringe
my rights. But don't ask me to call those choices anything other than
what they are.


03 May 2008 10:26:00
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 9:52=A0am, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On May 3, 11:44 am, Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com> wrote:

> Not at all, merely pointing out that a) it's more a matter of choice
> for the poor in the modern welfare state, and b) =A0anyone with access
> to diving opportunities can't even begin to offer this excuse.

Too many variables influence "choice" at certain income levels, but
I'll grant you (b). Practically, I can't even begin to understand why
someone would want to dive if they weren't completely comfortable in
the water. It's like learning to run without knowing how to crawl. I
only got into diving because I've always loved being in water and I
had already exhausted just about every opportunity for enjoying it on
the surface, just like a baby finally learns to stand up when he's
sick of bruising his knees.

If I were floating in deep water and knew the only thing keeping from
drowning was the air in my BC, I'd bug out.


03 May 2008 10:41:27
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 9:58=A0am, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> The high school where I currently live, when my mother attended (I
> grew up in a neighboring city) required students to pass a swim test
> to graduate, and I endorse that. =A0My high school required passing CPR
> training, which I also endorse. Certainly, if schools can make
> students memorize the presidents in order, they can make them learn to
> swim and perform CPR.

Not to mention many of the skills taught in mandatory PE classes that
have little bearing on real life. Swimming is much more practical
than hitting balls with bats or throwing balls in hoops, especially
when kids get all the hand-eye coordination they need nowadays from
video games.

Of course you'd need to fund swimming pools or access to them for high
schools that don't already have them. My high school didn't.

> > Nope. =A0Learning how to dodge bullets takes precedence in some locales,=

> > especially where the only body of water is a murky duck pond about 6
> > inches deep.
>
> One place to go to gain cover from gunfire is the sewers, which every
> big city has.

Somehow I think that might turn most people off swimming for good.
Not you, of course, but most people.

> > Maybe they presume they can do the same, if they have to. =A0Many can.
>
> The number of annual drowning deaths would seem to indicate otherwise.

Do the report the number of non-drownings? Drowning statistics don't
always correlate swimming ability with survival.

For instance, according to the CDC, "Men of all ages, races, and
educational levels consistently reported greater swimming ability than
women", yet "In 2004, males accounted for 78% of fatal unintentional
drownings in the United States (CDC 2006)." http://www.cdc.gov/ncipc/factsh=
eets/drown.htm

This might lead one to the conclusion that greater swimming ability
leads to greater drowning rate, which might in fact be true: men,
being better swimmers, take more risks, especially if they have a
chance to impress a woman in a bikini.


03 May 2008 15:53:59
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sat, 03 May 2008 10:41:27 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:

> This might lead one to the conclusion that greater swimming ability leads
> to greater drowning rate, which might in fact be true: men, being better
> swimmers, take more risks, especially if they have a chance to impress a
> woman in a bikini.

I'm impressed with this bikini:

http://grumman581.googlepages.com/2008-harley-davidson-spring-sales-pr.jpg

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03 May 2008 14:41:28
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 3, 1:53=A0pm, Grumman-581 <grumman581+usenet-2...@gmail.com >
wrote:
> On Sat, 03 May 2008 10:41:27 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:
> > This might lead one to the conclusion that greater swimming ability lead=
s
> > to greater drowning rate, which might in fact be true: men, being better=

> > swimmers, take more risks, especially if they have a chance to impress a=

> > woman in a bikini.
>
> I'm impressed with this bikini:
>
> http://grumman581.googlepages.com/2008-harley-davidson-spring-sales-p...

Naw. Even if they're 90% silicon instead of real flesh, they're still
gonna warm up the beer. Maybe to hold coffee instead?


03 May 2008 18:30:24
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sat, 03 May 2008 14:41:28 -0700, Greg Mossman wrote:

> Naw. Even if they're 90% silicon instead of real flesh, they're still
> gonna warm up the beer. Maybe to hold coffee instead?

Well, one could argue that if the beer was truly cold, she would be a bit
more perky...

To give credit where credit is due, I would have to thank Rick for the
photo though...

Grace said that I should pass it along to one of her friends (who just
happens to have had breast cancer quite a few years ago)... I thought
it was a bit strange, but Grace ensured me that she would get a kick
out of it, so I sent it... She replied back, "looks like a cow"... I
replied to her, "jealousy does not become you"...

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03 May 2008 22:51:48
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"Grumman-581" <grumman581+usenet-2008@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:pan.2008.05.03.12.56.26.140000@grumman581-usenet-2008-gmail-com...
> On Fri, 02 May 2008 20:05:08 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:
>
>> Maybe Grumman will trim the bridge picture down to the truck so you can
>> see it.
>
> Here's a better one for him...
>
> http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=opcizk&s=2


You have to give him directions each time on how to click on the URL.

That pic is sweet, by the way. :-)

================================

> Anyhow the attack by HH is just as stupid as your threads attacking people

I'm not the one that keeps bringing up the truck, for over a year now.

I'm not the one that's too STUPID, STUPID, STUPID to work a URL.

I'm not the one that whined and cried for someone, -anyone-, to provide
them with a URL that they were TOO STUPID, STUPID, STUPID to use anyway, and
then called everybody a liar to cover his own PARAMOUNT STUPIDITY.

I'm not the one, who, now that the correct URLs have been provide
directly, is SO FUCKIN RETARDED he can't see a 75 ft long, 35,000 lb
vehicle -right- in front of his hebetating face.

I'm not the one that is TOO LAZY and TOO FUCK-WITTED to provide cites that
he chimps about over and over, so that two fine charities would get $1000.

I'm not the one who runs around leg-humping in other threads to cover
his -abject- humiliation.

That would all be Futile David Frank of Team Futile.

I'm not the asshole buddy that scurried and shanked you when he could
have -easily- helped-

That's your Godhead Futile John Francis, the spineless, quivering squid
who's ass you keep your nose up.

Who -I- am, is the guy with the spine and integrity to bet a THOUSAND
DOLLARS on my word.

$1000 on Team 3.

The bet stands, while you and Johnny Boy do the Usenet Electric Slide
Scurry, and the archives, as they always do, back me 100%

YOUR LORD AND MASTER.



04 May 2008 06:06:56
Lee Bell
Re: Question about diving certification

>> This might lead one to the conclusion that greater swimming ability leads
>> to greater drowning rate, which might in fact be true: men, being better
>> swimmers, take more risks, especially if they have a chance to impress a
>> woman in a bikini.

Now there's a hell of a comment. Ignorant, wrong, and sexist, all at the
same time. It may be a new low.




04 May 2008 05:02:06
-hh
Re: Question about diving certification

Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com > wrote:
> dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > The high school where I currently live, when my mother attended (I
> > grew up in a neighboring city) required students to pass a swim test
> > to graduate, and I endorse that. =A0My high school required passing CPR
> > training, which I also endorse. Certainly, if schools can make
> > students memorize the presidents in order, they can make them learn to
> > swim and perform CPR.

A swimming aptitude test used to be State law in Pennsylvania for all
college graduates. I think that I heard that it was struck down,
being that it was incompatible with the Federal 'Americans with
Disabilities Act' (ADA).


> Not to mention many of the skills taught in mandatory PE classes that
> have little bearing on real life. =A0Swimming is much more practical
> than hitting balls with bats or throwing balls in hoops, especially
> when kids get all the hand-eye coordination they need nowadays from
> video games.

Except for the coincidence between abolishment of many Public School
PE programs and with the rates of obesity in children having
quadrupled in a generation(*), which merely shortens their lifespans
and increases everyone's health care costs.

* http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/news/testimony/obesity07162003.htm


-hh



04 May 2008 06:45:03
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 4, 8:02 am, -hh <recscuba_goo...@huntzinger.com > wrote:

> Except for the coincidence between abolishment of many Public School
> PE programs and with the rates of obesity in children having
> quadrupled in a generation(*), which merely shortens their lifespans
> and increases everyone's health care costs.
>
> * http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/news/testimony/obesity07162003.htm

Actually, obesity and smoking LOWER the costs an individual presents
to society.
Most of those costs are incurred after the age at which most obese
people and smokers die.

The surgeon general is a physician, qualified to speak to the effect
on when people die, but determining the effect of that on health care
costs is a job for an actuary or accountant. It's a common
misconception, just like all those people who say "my doctor told me
it was better for my knees to run in the street than on the sidewalk."
because too many physicians think they're civil engineers.

In any event, regarding what you responded to, there's also no basis
for any assumption that team and ball spectator sports do anything to
prevent obesity, especially long term. Compare the high school
football or baseball team to the track or cross country team at the 10
year reunion, and I guarantee the ballplayers will have higher obesity
rates because the runners can't feed their interest in their sport by
sitting in front of the glass teat (TV.) The runners can also
continue their sport without a complex and expensive support structure.


04 May 2008 09:30:58
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 4, 5:02=A0am, -hh <recscuba_goo...@huntzinger.com > wrote:
> Greg Mossman <moss...@qnet.com> wrote:
> > =A0dwee...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > > The high school where I currently live, when my mother attended (I
> > > grew up in a neighboring city) required students to pass a swim test
> > > to graduate, and I endorse that. =A0My high school required passing CP=
R
> > > training, which I also endorse. Certainly, if schools can make
> > > students memorize the presidents in order, they can make them learn to=

> > > swim and perform CPR.
>
> A swimming aptitude test used to be State law in Pennsylvania for all
> college graduates. =A0I think that I heard that it was struck down,
> being that it was incompatible with the Federal 'Americans with
> Disabilities Act' (ADA).
>
> > Not to mention many of the skills taught in mandatory PE classes that
> > have little bearing on real life. =A0Swimming is much more practical
> > than hitting balls with bats or throwing balls in hoops, especially
> > when kids get all the hand-eye coordination they need nowadays from
> > video games.
>
> Except for the coincidence between abolishment of many Public School
> PE programs and with the rates of obesity in children having
> quadrupled in a generation(*), which merely shortens their lifespans
> and increases everyone's health care costs.

That why they would swim instead.

It's hardly just abolishment of PE programs that have led to childhood
obesity. Happy Meals, Coke machines, school lunches where ketchup and
french fries are considered vegetables, and general afterschool and
weekend inactivity are major contributors as well.


04 May 2008 09:32:01
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 4, 6:45=A0am, dwee...@gmail.com wrote:

> In any event, regarding what you responded to, there's also no basis
> for any assumption that team and ball spectator sports do anything to
> prevent obesity, especially long term. =A0Compare the high school
> football or baseball team to the track or cross country team at the 10
> year reunion, and I guarantee the ballplayers will have higher obesity
> rates because the runners can't feed their interest in their sport by
> sitting in front of the glass teat (TV.) =A0The runners can also
> continue their sport without a complex and expensive support structure.

And the swimmers will always have the sewers.


04 May 2008 09:35:10
Greg Mossman
Re: Question about diving certification

On May 4, 3:06=A0am, "Lee Bell" <pleeb...@bellsouth.net > wrote:
> >> This might lead one to the conclusion that greater swimming ability lea=
ds
> >> to greater drowning rate, which might in fact be true: men, being bette=
r
> >> swimmers, take more risks, especially if they have a chance to impress =
a
> >> woman in a bikini.
>
> Now there's a hell of a comment. =A0Ignorant, wrong, and sexist, all at th=
e
> same time. =A0It may be a new low.

Somehow I don't believe a joke about men impressing women in a bikini
rises to the level of racist hatred you show by posting racist urban
legends that you claim to be true, but keep trying. The more you try,
the more you prove my point about you.


05 May 2008 02:35:43
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

dechucka wrote:
> "Wm. David Maddin" <sojournr@telus.net> wrote in message
>> By the way, I have not only seen Popeye's truck in photos...

> cool maybe you can post some identifying photos Popeye can't/won't

What sort of identifiers are you looking for ?

David
Edmonton, Alberta



04 May 2008 21:47:34
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Mon, 05 May 2008 02:35:43 +0000, Wm. David Maddin wrote:

> What sort of identifiers are you looking for ?

Apparently license plate number, trucking company, and cab number is not
good enough for him since those can be determined from some of the photos
on the site...

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05 May 2008 02:41:53
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

Grumman-581 wrote:
> People don't usually fall out of aircraft...

Well, once or twice.
Usually I jump.
Close to two hundred times now.

David
Edmonton, Alberta


05 May 2008 02:46:53
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

Greg Mossman wrote:
> One day all that snow will melt and then you'll change your tune.

When I see it creeping over the coasts I'll don my dry suit, and ride the
wave for as long as I can.

David
Edmonton, Alberta




04 May 2008 22:50:53
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"Grumman-581" <grumman581+usenet-2008@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:pan.2008.05.05.02.47.33.781000@grumman581-usenet-2008-gmail-com...
> On Mon, 05 May 2008 02:35:43 +0000, Wm. David Maddin wrote:
>
>> What sort of identifiers are you looking for ?
>
> Apparently license plate number, trucking company, and cab number is not
> good enough for him since those can be determined from some of the photos
> on the site...


He can't even click the links for the trimmed pics you did for him.

It's pretty stunning.
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05 May 2008 03:01:54
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

Grumman-581 wrote:
> Apparently license plate number, trucking company, and cab number is not
> good enough for him since those can be determined from some of the photos
> on the site...


Well, with all that information offered, I guess he wants what is left over.

Unfortunately, I did not notice the G.V.W.

David
Edmonton, Alberta


04 May 2008 22:16:17
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Sun, 04 May 2008 22:50:53 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:

> He can't even click the links for the trimmed pics you did for him.
>
> It's pretty stunning.

I wonder if he will know what it is as it runs over him?

http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=2qnm4o9&s=2

or

http://i30.tinypic.com/14ift5y.jpg

Got a question for you... Why does your truck only have a tow hook on one
side instead of on both sides of the front bumper?

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04 May 2008 22:43:03
Grumman-581
Re: Question about diving certification

On Mon, 05 May 2008 03:01:54 +0000, Wm. David Maddin wrote:

> Well, with all that information offered, I guess he wants what is left
> over.
>
> Unfortunately, I did not notice the G.V.W.

Well, I looked at the various photos and no matter how much I enhanced the
photos, I could not make that out... Damn, looks like Doug must be hiding
something... <snicker >

Come on, Doug... Post a photo with your GVW for Chuckie... Obviously that
is the only piece of identifying information that is still missing... I
fail to see how it would be useful for him, but considering the fact that
he spends his life upside down (i.e. in the southern hemisphere), maybe it
makes sense to *him*...

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05 May 2008 03:47:26
Wm. David Maddin
Re: Question about diving certification

Grumman-581 wrote:
> Well, I looked at the various photos and no matter how much I enhanced the
> photos, I could not make that out... Damn, looks like Doug must be hiding
> something... <snicker>


That sneaky bastard.

David
Edmonton, Alberta



05 May 2008 01:47:52
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"Grumman-581" <grumman581+usenet-2008@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:pan.2008.05.05.02.47.33.781000@grumman581-usenet-2008-gmail-com...
> On Mon, 05 May 2008 02:35:43 +0000, Wm. David Maddin wrote:
>
>> What sort of identifiers are you looking for ?

He's got something going with another poster that wants to make trouble
for me at the border.

He claims I've offered it up, although I never have as he states, and even
so, it's been in plain sight for going on a year. :-)

> Apparently license plate number, trucking company, and cab number is not
> good enough for him since those can be determined from some of the photos
> on the site...

The grill pics are hysterical.

>
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05 May 2008 01:50:17
Douglas W. Popeye Frederick
Re: Question about diving certification

"Grumman-581" <grumman581+usenet-2008@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:pan.2008.05.05.03.16.16.187000@grumman581-usenet-2008-gmail-com...
> On Sun, 04 May 2008 22:50:53 -0400, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:
>
>> He can't even click the links for the trimmed pics you did for him.
>>
>> It's pretty stunning.
>
> I wonder if he will know what it is as it runs over him?
>
> http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=2qnm4o9&s=2
>
> or
>
> http://i30.tinypic.com/14ift5y.jpg
>
> Got a question for you... Why does your truck only have a tow hook on one
> side instead of on both sides of the front bumper?



It comes with two hooks and two holes in the bumper.

The hooks stow on a little rack on the left frame under the hood, and
insert w/ clevis pins.