Hope for the Dickless Freaks

13 Apr 2008 09:14:55

twobuddha

Oh dickless and nutless freaks, I bear thee a message of hope today.
Watched the latest South Park, and we know that Troy and the boys
never lie.
You might recall Mr. Garrison, who cut off his nads to become Ms.
Garrison? Much like Bob Thompson did to become Mr. Kerrison?
He decided he wanted to return to being a man, but like you, he had a
problem. He did not have a penis.
But thanks to advances in genetic science, host rats can grow dicks
from the donor dna, and Garrison had a penis cultured on a rat back.
Rat back is not fucking Horvie up the ass, students.
I especially liked the scene where Garrison's penis scurries down a
drain (for why would any self respecting shlong want to be attached to
freaks like him or you?). A cop says to him, "Now you must spend the
rest of your life as a woman. A very ugly woman." I could not help
but see Kerrison reaching down into the gutter, desperate to find a
penis: once she got lucky at Whistler and found Hobb's tiny dick, she
went crazy.
There is hope for you. The research lab in Colorado can grow you
dicks and nads on the backs of rats (work for Biggers as a host,
methinks). The bad news is that the lab is located at Vail, and I am
the coordinator of donor dicks.
Start being nice, and you might be chosen. If you are especially
nice, we will Vailize the donor tissue and you will know what it is
like to be a real man like me.
Applications accepted immediately. We have compassion for the
dickless freaks of rsa.

Dr. Two Buddha, Ratologist

Vail: Dicks for the Dickless!!!!!!

13 Apr 2008 22:03:50

twobuddha

Re: Hope for the Dickless Freaks

On Apr 13, 9:14=A0am, twobuddha <scott...@hotmail.com > wrote:
> Oh dickless and nutless freaks, I bear thee a message of hope today.
> Watched the latest South Park, and we know that Troy and the boys
> never lie.
> You might recall Mr. Garrison, who cut off his nads to become Ms.
> Garrison? =A0Much like Bob Thompson did to become Mr. Kerrison?
> He decided he wanted to return to being a man, but like you, he had a
> problem. =A0He did not have a penis.
> But thanks to advances in genetic science, host rats can grow dicks
> from the donor dna, and Garrison had a penis cultured on a rat back.
> Rat back is not fucking Horvie up the ass, students.
> I especially liked the scene where Garrison's penis scurries down a
> drain (for why would any self respecting shlong want to be attached to
> freaks like him or you?). =A0A cop says to him, "Now you must spend the
> rest of your life as a woman. =A0A very ugly woman." =A0I could not help
> but see Kerrison reaching down into the gutter, desperate to find a
> penis: once she got lucky at Whistler and found Hobb's tiny dick, she
> went crazy.
> There is hope for you. =A0The research lab in Colorado can grow you
> dicks and nads on the backs of rats (work for Biggers as a host,
> methinks). =A0The bad news is that the lab is located at Vail, and I am
> the coordinator of donor dicks.
> Start being nice, and you might be chosen. =A0If you are especially
> nice, we will Vailize the donor tissue and you will know what it is
> like to be a real man like me.
> Applications accepted immediately. =A0We have compassion for the
> dickless freaks of rsa.
>
> Dr. Two Buddha, Ratologist
>
> Vail: =A0Dicks for the Dickless!!!!!!

Damn, I thought this was a hilarious post. Almost as funny as the
South Park episode. No surprise the rat in the show has more of a
sense of humor than the dickless wimps here............

14 Apr 2008 03:23:18

Harry Weiner

Re: Hope for the Dickless Freaks

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:03:50 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scottabe@hotmail.com > wrote this crap:

>On Apr 13, 9:14 am, twobuddha <scott...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Oh dickless and nutless freaks, I bear thee a message of hope today.
>> Watched the latest South Park, and we know that Troy and the boys
>> never lie.
>> You might recall Mr. Garrison, who cut off his nads to become Ms.
>> Garrison? Much like Bob Thompson did to become Mr. Kerrison?
>> He decided he wanted to return to being a man, but like you, he had a
>> problem. He did not have a penis.
>> But thanks to advances in genetic science, host rats can grow dicks
>> from the donor dna, and Garrison had a penis cultured on a rat back.
>> Rat back is not fucking Horvie up the ass, students.
>> I especially liked the scene where Garrison's penis scurries down a
>> drain (for why would any self respecting shlong want to be attached to
>> freaks like him or you?). A cop says to him, "Now you must spend the
>> rest of your life as a woman. A very ugly woman." I could not help
>> but see Kerrison reaching down into the gutter, desperate to find a
>> penis: once she got lucky at Whistler and found Hobb's tiny dick, she
>> went crazy.
>> There is hope for you. The research lab in Colorado can grow you
>> dicks and nads on the backs of rats (work for Biggers as a host,
>> methinks). The bad news is that the lab is located at Vail, and I am
>> the coordinator of donor dicks.
>> Start being nice, and you might be chosen. If you are especially
>> nice, we will Vailize the donor tissue and you will know what it is
>> like to be a real man like me.
>> Applications accepted immediately. We have compassion for the
>> dickless freaks of rsa.
>>
>> Dr. Two Buddha, Ratologist
>>
>> Vail: Dicks for the Dickless!!!!!!
>
>Damn, I thought this was a hilarious post. Almost as funny as the
>South Park episode. No surprise the rat in the show has more of a
>sense of humor than the dickless wimps here............

You have some serious issues when it comes to penises.

Horvath@Horvath.net

My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."

14 Apr 2008 07:11:24

twobuddha

Re: Hope for the Dickless Freaks

On Apr 14, 12:23 am, Harry Weiner<T...@Fartingmor.com > wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:03:50 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> <scott...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>
>
> >On Apr 13, 9:14 am, twobuddha <scott...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> Oh dickless and nutless freaks, I bear thee a message of hope today.
> >> Watched the latest South Park, and we know that Troy and the boys
> >> never lie.
> >> You might recall Mr. Garrison, who cut off his nads to become Ms.
> >> Garrison? Much like Bob Thompson did to become Mr. Kerrison?
> >> He decided he wanted to return to being a man, but like you, he had a
> >> problem. He did not have a penis.
> >> But thanks to advances in genetic science, host rats can grow dicks
> >> from the donor dna, and Garrison had a penis cultured on a rat back.
> >> Rat back is not fucking Horvie up the ass, students.
> >> I especially liked the scene where Garrison's penis scurries down a
> >> drain (for why would any self respecting shlong want to be attached to
> >> freaks like him or you?). A cop says to him, "Now you must spend the
> >> rest of your life as a woman. A very ugly woman." I could not help
> >> but see Kerrison reaching down into the gutter, desperate to find a
> >> penis: once she got lucky at Whistler and found Hobb's tiny dick, she
> >> went crazy.
> >> There is hope for you. The research lab in Colorado can grow you
> >> dicks and nads on the backs of rats (work for Biggers as a host,
> >> methinks). The bad news is that the lab is located at Vail, and I am
> >> the coordinator of donor dicks.
> >> Start being nice, and you might be chosen. If you are especially
> >> nice, we will Vailize the donor tissue and you will know what it is
> >> like to be a real man like me.
> >> Applications accepted immediately. We have compassion for the
> >> dickless freaks of rsa.
>
> >> Dr. Two Buddha, Ratologist
>
> >> Vail: Dicks for the Dickless!!!!!!
>
> >Damn, I thought this was a hilarious post. Almost as funny as the
> >South Park episode. No surprise the rat in the show has more of a
> >sense of humor than the dickless wimps here............
>
> You have some serious issues when it comes to penises.

At least I have one, Dickless Horvath. You don't and never will.
Don't bother applying for a dick transplant. We don't make them small
enough to fit you.
I do have an application from Kerrison. Maybe we can transplant her
clit. Bigger than what you had....