24 Apr 2008 14:46:32
the unknown flailer
Send money son....try videoing and rake off some DZ profit.

Look son, I hate to ask you-----as they say in Texas----"be a whore
and shoot Video"
but I gots all these third graders down here in Alabama to feed, Store
bought grits are high,
can't hardly get away with stealing a pig here & there anymore since
your Unkle Fingus drown
in the shine Vat....He was good at hiding rustled pigs back in the
hills and we had a good income from the family whiskey buisness...That
died with Fingus. I been listening to that old man
over in east Texas get on those Tex ass boo tee boys with the
camera's & little else in the way of credentials....You won't have to
spend money on beer and he's sez even a "drunk monkey could shoot
video". You can keep yarn S/L JM current to keep a semblance of
integrity & pass on the old skydiving lore while you shoot video on
the side to send money home-----Just don't wear anything that look
like a boo tee and I think the old cuss will leave you alone because
you have a JM lic.....Do this and the next 18 or 20 year old that
graduates from third grade will be sent to you to learn the trade----
We decided to stop getting the drivers licenses
after Jubal run off that bridge drowning Joe don-(Dub) and Billy
bob....Yeah git out there and get some of that easy money son, your
family is counting on you Ma


24 Apr 2008 21:50:02
peanut4040
Re: Send money son....try videoing and rake off some DZ profit.

On Apr 24, 4:46=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com > wrote:
> Look son, I hate to ask you-----as they say in Texas----"be a whore
> and shoot Video"
> but I gots all these third graders down here in Alabama to feed, Store
> bought grits are high,
> can't hardly get away with stealing a pig here & there anymore since
> your Unkle Fingus drown
> in the shine Vat....He was good at hiding rustled pigs back in the
> hills and we had a good income from the family whiskey buisness...That
> died with Fingus. I been listening to that old man
> over in east Texas get on those =EF=BF=BDTex ass boo tee boys with the
> camera's & little else in the way of credentials....You won't have to
> spend money on beer and he's sez even a "drunk monkey could shoot
> video". You can keep yarn S/L JM current to keep a semblance of
> integrity & pass on the old skydiving lore while you shoot video on
> the side to send money home-----Just don't wear anything that look
> like a boo tee and I think the old cuss will leave you alone because
> you have a JM lic.....Do this and the next =EF=BF=BD18 or 20 year old that=

> graduates from third grade will be sent to you to learn the trade----
> We decided to stop getting the drivers licenses
> after Jubal run off that bridge drowning Joe don-(Dub) and Billy
> bob....Yeah git out there and get some of that easy money son, your
> family is counting on you =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=
=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BDMa

Chuckles,, by the time, you get "good enuff" to shine videos,,, You
don't need the money to shine videos anymore...


24 Apr 2008 21:52:15
peanut4040
Re: Send money son....try videoing and rake off some DZ profit.

On Apr 24, 4:46=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com > wrote:
> Look son, I hate to ask you-----as they say in Texas----"be a whore
> and shoot Video"
> but I gots all these third graders down here in Alabama to feed, Store
> bought grits are high,
> can't hardly get away with stealing a pig here & there anymore since
> your Unkle Fingus drown
> in the shine Vat....He was good at hiding rustled pigs back in the
> hills and we had a good income from the family whiskey buisness...That
> died with Fingus. I been listening to that old man
> over in east Texas get on those =EF=BF=BDTex ass boo tee boys with the
> camera's & little else in the way of credentials....You won't have to
> spend money on beer and he's sez even a "drunk monkey could shoot
> video". You can keep yarn S/L JM current to keep a semblance of
> integrity & pass on the old skydiving lore while you shoot video on
> the side to send money home-----Just don't wear anything that look
> like a boo tee and I think the old cuss will leave you alone because
> you have a JM lic.....Do this and the next =EF=BF=BD18 or 20 year old that=

> graduates from third grade will be sent to you to learn the trade----
> We decided to stop getting the drivers licenses
> after Jubal run off that bridge drowning Joe don-(Dub) and Billy
> bob....Yeah git out there and get some of that easy money son, your
> family is counting on you =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=
=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BDMa

Maw,,your cilling me here,,, I don't know what to do,, hang on to the
old or grab on the the new.

Chit, nobody new here knews any of the old.


25 Apr 2008 10:13:15
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....try videoing and rake off some DZ profit.

On Apr 24, 11:50=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 24, 4:46=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Look son, I hate to ask you-----as they say in Texas----"be a whore
> > and shoot Video"
> > but I gots all these third graders down here in Alabama to feed, Store
> > bought grits are high,
> > can't hardly get away with stealing a pig here & there anymore since
> > your Unkle Fingus drown
> > in the shine Vat....He was good at hiding rustled pigs back in the
> > hills and we had a good income from the family whiskey buisness...That
> > died with Fingus. I been listening to that old man
> > over in east Texas get on those =EF=BF=BDTex ass boo tee boys with the
> > camera's & little else in the way of credentials....You won't have to
> > spend money on beer and he's sez even a "drunk monkey could shoot
> > video". You can keep yarn S/L JM current to keep a semblance of
> > integrity & pass on the old skydiving lore while you shoot video on
> > the side to send money home-----Just don't wear anything that look
> > like a boo tee and I think the old cuss will leave you alone because
> > you have a JM lic.....Do this and the next =EF=BF=BD18 or 20 year old th=
at
> > graduates from third grade will be sent to you to learn the trade----
> > We decided to stop getting the drivers licenses
> > after Jubal run off that bridge drowning Joe don-(Dub) and Billy
> > bob....Yeah git out there and get some of that easy money son, your
> > family is counting on you =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=
=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BDMa
>
> Chuckles,, by the time, you get "good enuff" to shine videos,,, You
> don't need the money to shine videos =C2=A0anymore...- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well your ma and I are networking on you, she sent some
pictures....You look kind of short or squat to me boy so use bootee's
if you need them, They do seem to help people with less than 32 inch
inseams and size 12 clod hoppers. Or you could try a old Texas trick
and jump in cowboy boots, the super pointy toed ones called roach
killers---It has a side benefit of scaring the holy shit out of any
anal ass sky gods in the formation and/or on the plane. 0~;- >



25 Apr 2008 17:46:38
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 24, 11:52=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 24, 4:46=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Look son, I hate to ask you-----as they say in Texas----"be a whore
> > and shoot Video"
> > but I gots all these third graders down here in Alabama to feed, Store
> > bought grits are high,
> > can't hardly get away with stealing a pig here & there anymore since
> > your Unkle Fingus drown
> > in the shine Vat....He was good at hiding rustled pigs back in the
> > hills and we had a good income from the family whiskey buisness...That
> > died with Fingus. I been listening to that old man
> > over in east Texas get on those =EF=BF=BDTex ass boo tee boys with the
> > camera's & little else in the way of credentials....You won't have to
> > spend money on beer and he's sez even a "drunk monkey could shoot
> > video". You can keep yarn S/L JM current to keep a semblance of
> > integrity & pass on the old skydiving lore while you shoot video on
> > the side to send money home-----Just don't wear anything that look
> > like a boo tee and I think the old cuss will leave you alone because
> > you have a JM lic.....Do this and the next =EF=BF=BD18 or 20 year old th=
at
> > graduates from third grade will be sent to you to learn the trade----
> > We decided to stop getting the drivers licenses
> > after Jubal run off that bridge drowning Joe don-(Dub) and Billy
> > bob....Yeah git out there and get some of that easy money son, your
> > family is counting on you =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=
=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BDMa
>
> Maw,,your cilling me here,,, I don't know what to do,, =C2=A0hang on to th=
e
> old or grab on the the new.
>

This olden lore I leave you:
There's always a path forward even if you have to go around
Know your outs
~Why not split the difference~


> Chit, nobody new here knews any of the old.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well that makes you special then, don't it? Become the local
sage....keep the sacred flame burning or to put it in a modern
way------- >become the go to man ;)

Damn I can see why your Ma asked me to look after you like a Grandpa
would....A crusty one perhaps but still........looking out for them
tree people & outright Hillbilly skydivers.....DAMN just like being a
CoVan in third world country's again trying to turn peasants &
fishermen plus the odd spear chucker or two into a group of
disciplined fighters one at a time heh heh I luv it! 0~;)P



25 Apr 2008 22:15:53
peanut4040
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 25,
> Damn I can see why your Ma asked me to look after you like a Grandpa
> would....A crusty one perhaps but still........looking out for them
> tree people & outright Hillbilly skydivers.....DAMN just like being a
> CoVan in third world country's again trying to turn peasants &
> fishermen plus the odd spear chucker or two into a group of
> disciplined fighters one at a time heh heh I luv it! =EF=BF=BD 0~;)P- Hide=
quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Papopy,,, I AM the last active jumping tree person here in Bama/GA.

I have pissed off every DZO in the south and midwest EXCEPT mullings
and semo signing off rookie cards behind the hanger..

I'm getting old, and no young ones are coming up to take the shoes..


26 Apr 2008 15:34:10
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 26, 12:15=C2=A0am, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 25,
>
> > Damn I can see why your Ma asked me to look after you like a Grandpa
> > would....A crusty one perhaps but still........looking out for them
> > tree people & outright Hillbilly skydivers.....DAMN just like being a
> > CoVan in third world country's again trying to turn peasants &
> > fishermen plus the odd spear chucker or two into a group of
> > disciplined fighters one at a time heh heh I luv it! =EF=BF=BD 0~;)P- Hi=
de quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Papopy,,, I AM the last active jumping =C2=A0tree person here in Bama/GA.
>
> I have pissed off every DZO in the south and midwest EXCEPT mullings
> and semo =C2=A0signing off rookie cards behind the hanger..

Well that snotty young FBO up at Semo don't count----who was it,
Reverend Jim? I forget.
>
> I'm getting old, and no young ones are coming up to take the shoes..

Some kid with the potential to be a real party-diver will be along
sooner or later, hang tight....When it comes to the point not one
skydiver is willing to pack under the tree's or in the shade somewhere
because they all require Air Conditioning
----- >The sport will & should die. mumble mumble mumble young candy
ass's!



26 Apr 2008 19:06:28
peanut4040
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez


>
> Some kid with the potential to be a real party-diver will be along
> sooner or later, hang tight....When it comes to the point not one
> skydiver is willing to pack under the tree's or in the shade somewhere
> because they all require Air Conditioning
> ----->The sport will & should die. mumble mumble mumble young candy
> ass's!

AWW pappy, face the truth
The sport is going to LLLL,, Because of the money issue, ain't nobody
coming in except yuppies with bucks from big citys


26 Apr 2008 20:43:57
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 26, 9:06=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> > Some kid with the potential to be a real party-diver will be along
> > sooner or later, hang tight....When it comes to the point not one
> > skydiver is willing to pack under the tree's or in the shade somewhere
> > because they all require Air Conditioning
> > ----->The sport will & should die. mumble mumble mumble young candy
> > ass's!
>
> AWW pappy, face the truth
> The sport is going to LLLL,, Because of the money issue, ain't nobody
> coming in except yuppies with bucks =A0from big citys

Its been a money issue since the strong stock market in the 80's. AFF
was invented for trust fund babies, yuppies & weaklings in general-----
Inflation has had a hand in its slow death also. Good Ole boys retire,
die or are forced out of it with DZ politics and little inflation
acceleration cheese eaters like Jerry with their hand constantly out
crying:
"pay for my ticket,"
"pay for my gear,"
"buy me beer!"
move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;- >


28 Apr 2008 19:33:43
peanut4040
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez


> "pay for my ticket,"
> "pay for my gear,"
> "buy me beer!"
> move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->

You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.


28 Apr 2008 20:07:08
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....try JK's school of video & rake off some profit

On Apr 24, 11:50=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 24, 4:46=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Look son, I hate to ask you-----as they say in Texas----"be a whore
> > and shoot Video"
> > but I gots all these third graders down here in Alabama to feed, Store
> > bought grits are high,
> > can't hardly get away with stealing a pig here & there anymore since
> > your Unkle Fingus drown
> > in the shine Vat....He was good at hiding rustled pigs back in the
> > hills and we had a good income from the family whiskey buisness...That
> > died with Fingus. I been listening to that old man
> > over in east Texas get on those =EF=BF=BDTex ass boo tee boys with the
> > camera's & little else in the way of credentials....You won't have to
> > spend money on beer and he's sez even a "drunk monkey could shoot
> > video". You can keep yarn S/L JM current to keep a semblance of
> > integrity & pass on the old skydiving lore while you shoot video on
> > the side to send money home-----Just don't wear anything that look
> > like a boo tee and I think the old cuss will leave you alone because
> > you have a JM lic.....Do this and the next =EF=BF=BD18 or 20 year old th=
at
> > graduates from third grade will be sent to you to learn the trade----
> > We decided to stop getting the drivers licenses
> > after Jubal run off that bridge drowning Joe don-(Dub) and Billy
> > bob....Yeah git out there and get some of that easy money son, your
> > family is counting on you =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=
=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BDMa
>
> Chuckles,, by the time, you get "good enuff" to shine videos,,, You
> don't need the money to shine videos =C2=A0anymore...- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Nah, it don't work that way....do it the JerryK way...Get a camera
helmet right off
student status & start jumping with it on, if you can keep the little
novice formation thats always tumbling then going to the low man your
along with in the sight ring, you can keep anything in frame. First
jump suit you pop for, make sure it's pastel or some other fruity
mixture of colors, has big wing pits and bootee's. Shit by the time
you are a 51 jump wonder a few more FJC's have graduated behind you
and you got a whole line of newbies thinking you're a top rate jumper
& important person besides all of that because of the way you dress -
so you start charging them wow, now you're drinking their beer,
stealing their girlfriends & taking in the hay. No BIC, JCC or
endorsement required to shoot Video, the USPA left a loop hole you can
drive a log truck through on that one, you don't even have to be that
good. All you have to do is dress the part and talk a good line of
bullshit----You know.....like salesmen on used car lots do-----Damn
where you been boy? Pay attention....be more like a CoVan.......lay
back in the shadows and check the situation out, watch people without
appearing to---You would be surprised what you will learn about
individuals and the culture they come from----Then you send other
people out to do the dirty work on the asshats your after while you
trail along behind them giving hand signals.....ya know kind of not
leading but coaching them along....Didn't they teach you nothing in
the Army? Gee, maybe your not money hungry or chicken shit enough to
even make a half way decent USPA member! 0~;)P



28 Apr 2008 20:32:36
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 28, 9:33=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> > "pay for my ticket,"
> > "pay for my gear,"
> > "buy me beer!"
> > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.

Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh


29 Apr 2008 19:33:03
peanut4040
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com > wrote:
> On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > "buy me beer!"
> > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh

Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
pack. Call me Ben and Cary. I'm making MONEYYYY


30 Apr 2008 12:21:33
the unknown flailer
Re: Send money son....Wisdom sez

On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:=

>
> > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY

You will be working for them next.....Gee just think, your own 1-800
number! ;)P



30 Apr 2008 20:18:14
the unknown flailer
Re:money son....Wisdom sez Grrrrrr

On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:=

>
> > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY

You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
child boy! ;)P


30 Apr 2008 21:02:42
peanut4040
Re: money son....Wisdom sez Grrrrrr

On Apr 30, 10:18=C2=A0pm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com > wrote:
> On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrot=
e:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> > Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> > pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY
>
> You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
> a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
> free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
> their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
> anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
> the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
> make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
> Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
> Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
> bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
> child boy! ;)P

Uhmmm,,, make money from phone in sex? I think I like the sound of
that,,, tell me more pappy


01 May 2008 05:12:43
the unknown flailer
Re: money son....Wisdom sez BOD Buisness 101 Grrrrrr

On Apr 30, 11:02=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 30, 10:18=C2=A0pm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wr=
ote:
>
> > > > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > > > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> > > Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> > > pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY
>
> > You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
> > a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
> > free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
> > their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
> > anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
> > the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
> > make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
> > Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
> > Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
> > bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
> > child boy! ;)P
>
> Uhmmm,,, make money from phone in sex? =C2=A0I think I like the sound of
> that,,, tell me more pappy- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Sure, just do like B & C....Present your business plan to the BOD,
they were reinstated as GM's....I'm sure you will get the nod and a
USPA logo for your new
enterprise------Call it "Muff Diver skydiving, come out to our DZ and
get a fucking!" <smirk > Before the turn of the Century I saw a article
that said that people in the U.S. were at a all time low honesty wise.
At least 85% were back stabbers & liars, willing to cut a neighbor or
coworkers throat to get ahead....tsk tsk tsk that means only 15% can
be trusted-----I believe integrity failure runs even higher in the
USPA.
Perhaps as high as 99%. Say la vee the people we elect reflect our
values, Just look at the Bush/Cheny clusterfuk. And for years you
young twits have been electing businessmen, who barely jump anymore to
the BOD....I see a new legal defense inserted into the court system.
Crooks can present their business plan to a judge and walk Scot free.
"Uh yeah your Honor, we planned to take the money and run, fuck the
depositors !"HAW HAW HAW there it is! ;)P


01 May 2008 12:15:18
the unknown flailer
Re: money son....Wisdom hell I threw the juju sticks and saw into the

On Apr 30, 11:02=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 30, 10:18=C2=A0pm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wr=
ote:
>
> > > > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > > > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> > > Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> > > pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY
>
> > You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
> > a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
> > free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
> > their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
> > anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
> > the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
> > make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
> > Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
> > Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
> > bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
> > child boy! ;)P
>
> Uhmmm,,, make money from phone in sex? =C2=A0I think I like the sound of
> that,,, tell me more pappy- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well follow B & C's Business plan, throw truth in advertising out the
door...Try to close down other twin T DZ is in your USPA Region by
hook or by crook. You then have a captive client=C3=A8le-----proceed to get
that money, you are going to need it for kickbacks to select BOD
members-----who cares about expanding the sport?
Its dieing a slow death anyway with new membership down every year
running....all yawl have in the Southern Region and possibly nation
wide is a few half way decent mom & pop DZ's flying Cessna's & doing
things mostly the old fashioned way---training up their students and
bringing them into the family while resisting the temptation to become
a Tandem Mill and trying to keep their head above water and not be
sunk by B & C's "famous business plan!" and of course the Vultures
feeding off carrion. Woo hoo I can smell it from over here in Texas----
Or is that Jerry's bootee's I smell heh 0~;)


01 May 2008 15:25:22
the unknown flailer
About money son....And the young Rat bastards around a DZ that will

On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:=

>
> > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY

? tsk tsk tsk, I thought you were country and came up the hard way
boy!!!
Now you sound like one of the typical young Urban Rats----looking for
the quick profit, they smell a buck and fall on it like rats going
after green cheese.
Vain, self involved......living without honor, just stealing the
cheese. Well at least
you ain't sucking the life out of a wonderful sport like those other
young rat bastards----If things are tight live the old fashioned
way----In the barn with your livestock, get rid of everything but one
milk cow a few chickens and a couple of pigs----burn the house down or
sell it---cut the electricity off....I lived without
electricity, lights, refrigerators & all the things it powers till I
went in the service. Put a wood stove in the barn, plant a victory
garden, build a smoke house----hunt and fish for your food, make your
own whiskey and beer I think your allowed 50 gallons a year now....you
just can't sell it, wash your cloths in the creek. You will have
plenty of money to skydive then...Got the tobacco habit? Quit or buy
Prince Albert by the can and roll your own---Get rid of all them
vehicles but one. Live a simple life, don't be a rat bastard and toady
to city folk schemes to rake in the Yankee dollar boy, not its going
to hurt the sport or your country----be a honest, hard working
hillbilly man. ;-*



04 May 2008 21:10:14
peanut4040
Re: money son....Wisdom sez Grrrrrr

On
> You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
> a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
> free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
> their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
> anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
> the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
> make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
> Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
> Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
> bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
> child boy! ;)P

Chuckles,,, tooo old, and too financially secure to EVER work for
them. I"m am FATHER of the tree people...


05 May 2008 06:18:43
the unknown flailer
Re: money son....Wisdom sez Grrrrrr

On May 4, 11:10=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On
>
> > You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
> > a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
> > free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
> > their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
> > anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
> > the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
> > make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
> > Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
> > Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
> > bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
> > child boy! ;)P
>
> Chuckles,,, tooo old, and too financially secure to EVER work for
> them. =A0 =A0I"m am FATHER of the tree people...

Brokeneagle sez otherwise--Don't turn into a Jim Jones clone like
Father Fred did


05 May 2008 06:24:26
the unknown flailer
Re: money son....Wisdom sez Grrrrrr

On May 4, 11:10=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On
>
> > You will be working for them next ;) Forget a 800 number, just ask for
> > a Pell City or Cedartown supplied 900 number------Then you can offer
> > free telephone sex while you are at it---since you will be buying into
> > their business plan yer going to be fucking the call in customers
> > anyway----Offer them a Tandem or some sort of sky ride half way across
> > the country from where they live then throw in a pack of cigarettes to
> > make up for the fucking you gave them...Shit you might as well buy a
> > Camera Helmet & go to the Jerry K school of video rake offs or
> > Dumpster dive, you will come out smelling sweeter and get to wear
> > bootee's heh heh-----Don't make me get on you like a Red headed step
> > child boy! ;)P
>
> Chuckles,,, tooo old, and too financially secure to EVER work for
> them. =A0

Well if you three ever do hook up I can picture the buisness cards:
Larry, Curly and Moe ;)


05 May 2008 19:27:43
peanut4040
Re: About money son....And the young Rat bastards around a DZ that

On May 1, 5:25=C2=A0pm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com > wrote:
> On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrot=
e:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> > Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> > pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY
>
> ? tsk tsk tsk, I thought you were country and came up the hard way
> boy!!!
> Now you sound like one of the typical young Urban Rats----looking for
> the quick profit, they smell a buck and fall on it like rats going
> after green cheese.
> Vain, self involved......living without honor, just stealing the
> cheese. Well at least
> you ain't sucking the life out of a wonderful sport like those other
> young rat bastards----If things are tight live the old fashioned
> way----In the barn with your livestock, get rid of everything but one
> milk cow a few chickens and a couple of pigs----burn the house down or
> sell it---cut the electricity off....I lived without
> electricity, lights, refrigerators & all the things it powers till I
> went in the service. Put a wood stove in the barn, plant a victory
> garden, build a smoke house----hunt and fish for your food, make your
> own whiskey and beer I think your allowed 50 gallons a year now....you
> just can't sell it, wash your cloths in the creek. You will have
> plenty of money to skydive then...Got the tobacco habit? Quit or buy
> Prince Albert by the can and roll your own---Get rid of all them
> vehicles but one. Live a simple life, don't be a rat bastard and toady
> to city folk schemes to rake in the Yankee dollar boy, not its going
> to hurt the sport or your country----be a honest, hard working
> hillbilly man. ;-*



WHEWWWW,,, im a yuppie,, I've SINEEDDDDD

fuck datshit pppy,, i'm a yuppie now days,,, igot 4 years to
retirement and i can run for the BOD..


06 May 2008 07:03:11
the unknown flailer
Re: About money son....And the young Rat bastards around a DZ that

On May 5, 9:27=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On May 1, 5:25=C2=A0pm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wr=
ote:
>
> > > > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > > > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> > > Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> > > pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY
>
> > ? tsk tsk tsk, I thought you were country and came up the hard way
> > boy!!!
> > Now you sound like one of the typical young Urban Rats----looking for
> > the quick profit, they smell a buck and fall on it like rats going
> > after green cheese.
> > Vain, self involved......living without honor, just stealing the
> > cheese. Well at least
> > you ain't sucking the life out of a wonderful sport like those other
> > young rat bastards----If things are tight live the old fashioned
> > way----In the barn with your livestock, get rid of everything but one
> > milk cow a few chickens and a couple of pigs----burn the house down or
> > sell it---cut the electricity off....I lived without
> > electricity, lights, refrigerators & all the things it powers till I
> > went in the service. Put a wood stove in the barn, plant a victory
> > garden, build a smoke house----hunt and fish for your food, make your
> > own whiskey and beer I think your allowed 50 gallons a year now....you
> > just can't sell it, wash your cloths in the creek. You will have
> > plenty of money to skydive then...Got the tobacco habit? Quit or buy
> > Prince Albert by the can and roll your own---Get rid of all them
> > vehicles but one. Live a simple life, don't be a rat bastard and toady
> > to city folk schemes to rake in the Yankee dollar boy, not its going
> > to hurt the sport or your country----be a honest, hard working
> > hillbilly man. ;-*
>
> WHEWWWW,,, im a yuppie,, I've =C2=A0SINEEDDDDD
>
> fuck datshit pppy,, i'm a yuppie now days,,, igot 4 years to
> retirement and i can run for the BOD..- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Yuppie or yuppie wanna be? Most if not all skydiver snots are wanna
be.
So you are a lazy ass city boy eh?



06 May 2008 10:03:23
the unknown flailer
Re: About money son be like the young Rat bastards around a DZ that

On May 5, 9:27=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com > wrote:
> On May 1, 5:25=C2=A0pm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 29, 9:33=C2=A0pm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 10:32=EF=BF=BDpm, the unknown flailer <thuy...@iwon.com> wr=
ote:
>
> > > > On Apr 28, 9:33=EF=BF=BDpm, peanut4040 <peanut4...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > "pay for my ticket,"
> > > > > > "pay for my gear,"
> > > > > > "buy me beer!"
> > > > > > move up----didn't you know shit rises to the top? ;->
>
> > > > > You left out,,, can I have a cigarette, with that free beer.
>
> > > > Yoy think the little bootee fag smokes? heh
>
> > > Alll I know, is I started selling packs of cigarettes for 5 bucks a
> > > pack. =C2=A0Call me Ben and Cary. =C2=A0I'm making MONEYYYY
>
> > ? tsk tsk tsk, I thought you were country and came up the hard way
> > boy!!!
> > Now you sound like one of the typical young Urban Rats----looking for
> > the quick profit, they smell a buck and fall on it like rats going
> > after green cheese.
> > Vain, self involved......living without honor, just stealing the
> > cheese. Well at least
> > you ain't sucking the life out of a wonderful sport like those other
> > young rat bastards----If things are tight live the old fashioned
> > way----In the barn with your livestock, get rid of everything but one
> > milk cow a few chickens and a couple of pigs----burn the house down or
> > sell it---cut the electricity off....I lived without
> > electricity, lights, refrigerators & all the things it powers till I
> > went in the service. Put a wood stove in the barn, plant a victory
> > garden, build a smoke house----hunt and fish for your food, make your
> > own whiskey and beer I think your allowed 50 gallons a year now....you
> > just can't sell it, wash your cloths in the creek. You will have
> > plenty of money to skydive then...Got the tobacco habit? Quit or buy
> > Prince Albert by the can and roll your own---Get rid of all them
> > vehicles but one. Live a simple life, don't be a rat bastard and toady
> > to city folk schemes to rake in the Yankee dollar boy, not its going
> > to hurt the sport or your country----be a honest, hard working
> > hillbilly man. ;-*
>
> WHEWWWW,,, im a yuppie,, I've =C2=A0SINEEDDDDD
=2E.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Next step to the bottom is give up your SL/JM endorsement, quit
teaching & buy a camera helmet, be the bootee boy! ^^;) oops my
horns fell over