05 May 2008 21:56:33

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Confessions of a confused Chennai mind (aka an IPL rant)

Hmmmm, so Chennai vs. Rajasthan. Obviously, got to support the home team. Go Super Kings!!! Dhoni is captaining us. How cool is that??? He may look like a caveman with the cricket bat, but man, can he bonk!! Cool, Dhoni won the toss and we get to bat first. Hey, waitaminit!! Who's that shrimp twit? Isn't that the Parthiv prodigy? Can never ever forgive him for the botched stumping that he missed of Ponting in that Aus test! He's opening for my team??? Hell no, Go Royals!!! Just hold on one sec!! Is that a pakistani bowling for the royals ??? Cant support a Pakistani if Indians are involved! Hey that's Fleming! The cool though underachieving NZ captain. Will feel good supporting his team. Waitaminit!!! Muralitharan!??!! The chucker??? He is in the Chennai team??? AAAHHH!! My home team is tainted forever!!! Even the sincere workhorse Ntini can't make me change my mind now!! WTF!!! Ajay Jadeja ???!!?? WTF!! Wasn't he tainted for good with all that betting?? WTF!!! How is he even playing cricket these days??? That too in the BCCI sponsored IPL? How is that even possible??? Oh my god, there's that chucker again! Can't watch anymore!!! Hey hold on, ..... the match is over already?