16 Jul 2005 10:02:39
TomCAt
Have Monty's Tits ............

I believe Monty's Tits are smaller. Maybe this is the answer. Small Tits,
good golf.

Think about it .......... Wie Wie . little Bobos.
Tiger, hardley a nipple.
In fact, the very best golfers have little Tits.

Monty at one time was the Chesty Morgan of golf.

Not anymore. He has reduced his:

a.. B-52's
b.. Babaloos
c.. Baby baits
d.. Baby feeders
e.. Baby's best friend
f.. Baby's dinners
g.. Baby's public house
h.. Babylons
i.. Backbreakers
j.. Back rubbers
k.. Backrests
l.. Bag o' groceries
m.. Baggies
n.. Baggos
o.. Bagos
p.. Bags
q.. Bait and lure
r.. Balboas
s.. Balcon/Balcony
t.. Balloons
u.. Baloobas
v.. Banana squeezers
w.. Bangers
x.. Bangles
y.. Banzais
z.. Baps
aa.. Barbeaus
ab.. Barnacles
ac.. Barnes and Noble
ad.. Basketballs
ae.. Bassoons
af.. Bath toys
ag.. Batons
ah.. Battleships
ai.. Baubles
aj.. Bazongas
ak.. Bazonkers
al.. Bazookas
am.. Bazoomas
an.. Bazooms
ao.. Bazoombas
ap.. Beacons
aq.. Beanbags
ar.. Beautiful eyes
as.. Bebops
at.. Bedtime beach balls
au.. Beestings
av.. Begonias
aw.. Bejonkers
ax.. Ben and Jerry
ay.. Bert and Ernie
az.. Berthas
ba.. Best friends
bb.. Betty Boops
bc.. Betties
bd.. BiBs (bigger is better!)
be.. Big bazooties
bf.. Big Berthas
bg.. Big boppers
bh.. Big brown eyes
bi.. Big foot radials
bj.. Big sacks of jugs
bk.. Bigguns
bl.. Bijongas
bm.. Bikini stuffers
bn.. Billibongs
bo.. Binoculars (from Death of a Salesman)
bp.. Bio domes
bq.. Biscuits
br.. Bits of tid
bs.. Bitties
bt.. Bizcochos
bu.. Blimps
bv.. Blockbusters
bw.. Blouse bunnies
bx.. Bobolas
by.. Bobos
bz.. Bodacious ta-tas
ca.. Boingos
cb.. Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
cc.. Bolshy groodies
cd.. Bongos
ce.. Bonkers
cf.. Bonnie and Clyde
cg.. Boobage
ch.. Boobalicious
ci.. Boobers
cj.. Boobies
ck.. Booblies
cl.. Boobs
cm.. Bookends
cn.. Bookrests
co.. Boomers
cp.. Boom-boom rockets
cq.. Bosoms
cr.. Boston wobblers
cs.. Bottles
ct.. Boulderados
cu.. Boulders
cv.. Bouncers
cw.. Bouncing beauties
cx.. Bouncing Betties
cy.. Boy bait
cz.. Boys, the
da.. Bozos
db.. Bra buddies
dc.. Bra busters
dd.. Bra fight
de.. Bra stuffers
df.. Braille for "Suck me"
dg.. Brain busters
dh.. Braunsteins
di.. Breakfast tray
dj.. Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
dk.. Breasticles
dl.. Breed winners
dm.. Brisket
dn.. Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney
rhyming slang for "titty")
do.. BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
dp.. Bronskis
dq.. Brown speckled pups
dr.. Brown-nosed sweater puppies
ds.. Brownies
dt.. Brustwarzes
du.. Bubbas
dv.. Bubbies
dw.. Bubble cups
dx.. Bubbles
dy.. Buboes (See Bubonic Plague)
dz.. Bubs
ea.. Buckets
eb.. Buds
ec.. Bugs
ed.. Bulbs
ee.. Bulges
ef.. Bullets
eg.. Bumper cars
eh.. Bumper guards
ei.. Bumpers
ej.. Bumps
ek.. Bumps in the night
el.. Bunnies
em.. Buoys
en.. Bushel-bubbies
eo.. Busorgnies (ravonic)
ep.. Bust
eq.. Busters
er.. Busties
es.. Busts
et.. Butter bags
eu.. Butterballs
ev.. Buttons
Good for Monty...

Good show.

Cheers




16 Jul 2005 15:41:17
Fred Taylor
Re: Have Monty's Tits ............


"TomCAt" <tomcatm@copper.net > wrote in message
news:42d913de_1@newsfeed.slurp.net...
>I believe Monty's Tits are smaller. Maybe this is the answer. Small Tits,
>good golf.
>
> Think about it .......... Wie Wie . little Bobos.
> Tiger, hardley a nipple.
> In fact, the very best golfers have little Tits.
>

You've proven that there's a pretty good correlation between penis size and
intelligence level too. Huh, Shorty? Is that why you're seeking REAL MEN in
this newsgroup?




16 Jul 2005 12:48:49
twfsa
Re: Have Monty's Tits ............

What about Phil Nippleson, he's got man boobs!

Tom


"TomCAt" <tomcatm@copper.net > wrote in message
news:42d913de_1@newsfeed.slurp.net...
>I believe Monty's Tits are smaller. Maybe this is the answer. Small Tits,
>good golf.
>
> Think about it .......... Wie Wie . little Bobos.
> Tiger, hardley a nipple.
> In fact, the very best golfers have little Tits.
>
> Monty at one time was the Chesty Morgan of golf.
>
> Not anymore. He has reduced his:
>
> a.. B-52's
> b.. Babaloos
> c.. Baby baits
> d.. Baby feeders
> e.. Baby's best friend
> f.. Baby's dinners
> g.. Baby's public house
> h.. Babylons
> i.. Backbreakers
> j.. Back rubbers
> k.. Backrests
> l.. Bag o' groceries
> m.. Baggies
> n.. Baggos
> o.. Bagos
> p.. Bags
> q.. Bait and lure
> r.. Balboas
> s.. Balcon/Balcony
> t.. Balloons
> u.. Baloobas
> v.. Banana squeezers
> w.. Bangers
> x.. Bangles
> y.. Banzais
> z.. Baps
> aa.. Barbeaus
> ab.. Barnacles
> ac.. Barnes and Noble
> ad.. Basketballs
> ae.. Bassoons
> af.. Bath toys
> ag.. Batons
> ah.. Battleships
> ai.. Baubles
> aj.. Bazongas
> ak.. Bazonkers
> al.. Bazookas
> am.. Bazoomas
> an.. Bazooms
> ao.. Bazoombas
> ap.. Beacons
> aq.. Beanbags
> ar.. Beautiful eyes
> as.. Bebops
> at.. Bedtime beach balls
> au.. Beestings
> av.. Begonias
> aw.. Bejonkers
> ax.. Ben and Jerry
> ay.. Bert and Ernie
> az.. Berthas
> ba.. Best friends
> bb.. Betty Boops
> bc.. Betties
> bd.. BiBs (bigger is better!)
> be.. Big bazooties
> bf.. Big Berthas
> bg.. Big boppers
> bh.. Big brown eyes
> bi.. Big foot radials
> bj.. Big sacks of jugs
> bk.. Bigguns
> bl.. Bijongas
> bm.. Bikini stuffers
> bn.. Billibongs
> bo.. Binoculars (from Death of a Salesman)
> bp.. Bio domes
> bq.. Biscuits
> br.. Bits of tid
> bs.. Bitties
> bt.. Bizcochos
> bu.. Blimps
> bv.. Blockbusters
> bw.. Blouse bunnies
> bx.. Bobolas
> by.. Bobos
> bz.. Bodacious ta-tas
> ca.. Boingos
> cb.. Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
> cc.. Bolshy groodies
> cd.. Bongos
> ce.. Bonkers
> cf.. Bonnie and Clyde
> cg.. Boobage
> ch.. Boobalicious
> ci.. Boobers
> cj.. Boobies
> ck.. Booblies
> cl.. Boobs
> cm.. Bookends
> cn.. Bookrests
> co.. Boomers
> cp.. Boom-boom rockets
> cq.. Bosoms
> cr.. Boston wobblers
> cs.. Bottles
> ct.. Boulderados
> cu.. Boulders
> cv.. Bouncers
> cw.. Bouncing beauties
> cx.. Bouncing Betties
> cy.. Boy bait
> cz.. Boys, the
> da.. Bozos
> db.. Bra buddies
> dc.. Bra busters
> dd.. Bra fight
> de.. Bra stuffers
> df.. Braille for "Suck me"
> dg.. Brain busters
> dh.. Braunsteins
> di.. Breakfast tray
> dj.. Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
> dk.. Breasticles
> dl.. Breed winners
> dm.. Brisket
> dn.. Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney
> rhyming slang for "titty")
> do.. BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
> dp.. Bronskis
> dq.. Brown speckled pups
> dr.. Brown-nosed sweater puppies
> ds.. Brownies
> dt.. Brustwarzes
> du.. Bubbas
> dv.. Bubbies
> dw.. Bubble cups
> dx.. Bubbles
> dy.. Buboes (See Bubonic Plague)
> dz.. Bubs
> ea.. Buckets
> eb.. Buds
> ec.. Bugs
> ed.. Bulbs
> ee.. Bulges
> ef.. Bullets
> eg.. Bumper cars
> eh.. Bumper guards
> ei.. Bumpers
> ej.. Bumps
> ek.. Bumps in the night
> el.. Bunnies
> em.. Buoys
> en.. Bushel-bubbies
> eo.. Busorgnies (ravonic)
> ep.. Bust
> eq.. Busters
> er.. Busties
> es.. Busts
> et.. Butter bags
> eu.. Butterballs
> ev.. Buttons
> Good for Monty...
>
> Good show.
>
> Cheers
>




16 Jul 2005 11:05:38
Larry Bud
Re: Have Monty's Tits ............



TomCAt wrote:
> I believe Monty's Tits are smaller.

Dunno, but I'm sure your brain is.



16 Jul 2005 22:57:54
Mister Hand
Re: Have Monty's Tits ............

On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 10:02:39 -0400, "TomCAt" <tomcatm@copper.net >
wrote:

>I believe Monty's Tits are smaller. Maybe this is the answer. Small Tits,
>good golf.
>
>Think about it .......... Wie Wie . little Bobos.
>Tiger, hardley a nipple.
>In fact, the very best golfers have little Tits.
>
>Monty at one time was the Chesty Morgan of golf.
>
>Not anymore. He has reduced his:

Hoping to Christ you cut and pasted that. So...

Troll-o-meter

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Higher if you're pathetic enough to have typed that out yourself.
That shows real work ethic.