07 Apr 2008 16:47:49
Keith
Funny old day (OT)

How to start a fight..

You know how it is... you drive the same route every day to work, it
becomes so routine you almost 'switch off'..

So today I set off, not a care in the world. The Telewag reports they'v
got rid of the vociferous minority wibbling about the Olympic Zippo...
Boris is leading the polls by a street.. and Max Mosley's video is due
on YouTube any day..

I ended up being charged with careless driving and causing an affray !

... into R4 mode, listening to John Humphreys... and rear-ended the guy
in front..

... I wasn't phased. It's one of those things, innit? That's what
insurance companies are for.

We pulled over... and then one of those 'life-changing moments'
happened... out of this stonking great Beemer leaps a DWARF!

He comes storming over to my car and shoves his face in my window. "I AM
NOT HAPPY!" he shouts.

I looked down at him and said "Well, which one are you then?"

That's when the fight started....
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07 Apr 2008 16:00:07
Dennis Pogson
Re: Funny old day (OT)

Keith wrote:
> How to start a fight..
>
> You know how it is... you drive the same route every day to work, it
> becomes so routine you almost 'switch off'..
>
> So today I set off, not a care in the world. The Telewag reports
> they'v got rid of the vociferous minority wibbling about the Olympic
> Zippo... Boris is leading the polls by a street.. and Max Mosley's
> video is due on YouTube any day..
>
> I ended up being charged with careless driving and causing an affray !
>
> ... into R4 mode, listening to John Humphreys... and rear-ended the
> guy in front..
>
> ... I wasn't phased. It's one of those things, innit? That's what
> insurance companies are for.
>
> We pulled over... and then one of those 'life-changing moments'
> happened... out of this stonking great Beemer leaps a DWARF!
>
> He comes storming over to my car and shoves his face in my window. "I
> AM NOT HAPPY!" he shouts.
>
> I looked down at him and said "Well, which one are you then?"
>
> That's when the fight started

Beemer drivers are all the same, I have one too....................


Dennis




07 Apr 2008 17:30:44
Keith
Re: Funny old day (OT)

In message <byrKj.29997$Ff4.20039@newsfe5-win.ntli.net >, Dennis Pogson
<dennis_nospampogson@ntlworld.com > writes
>
>Beemer drivers are all the same, I have one too....................
>
>
Free for....?
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07 Apr 2008 18:55:31
Goofball_star_dot_etal
Re: Funny old day (OT)

On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 16:47:49 +0100, Keith <keith@nospam.demon.co.uk >
wrote:

>How to start a fight..
>
>You know how it is... you drive the same route every day to work, it
>becomes so routine you almost 'switch off'..
>
>So today I set off, not a care in the world. The Telewag reports they'v
>got rid of the vociferous minority wibbling about the Olympic Zippo...
>Boris is leading the polls by a street.. and Max Mosley's video is due
>on YouTube any day..
>
>I ended up being charged with careless driving and causing an affray !
>
>... into R4 mode, listening to John Humphreys... and rear-ended the guy
>in front..
>
>... I wasn't phased. It's one of those things, innit? That's what
>insurance companies are for.
>
> We pulled over... and then one of those 'life-changing moments'
>happened... out of this stonking great Beemer leaps a DWARF!
>
>He comes storming over to my car and shoves his face in my window. "I AM
>NOT HAPPY!" he shouts.
>
>I looked down at him and said "Well, which one are you then?"

Bad luck to get Grumpy.

>
>That's when the fight started....