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| 14 Apr 2008 00:41:11 |
| Simon |
| OT - Miserable sods |
Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who you can't share a joke with? |
| 14 Apr 2008 00:43:04 |
| Dirk Bruere at NeoPax |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
Simon wrote: > Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who > you can't share a joke with? > > Its just you -- Dirk http://www.transcendence.me.uk/- Transcendence UK Remote Viewing classes in London |
| 13 Apr 2008 20:19:41 |
| redcat |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
Dirk Bruere at NeoPax wrote: > Simon wrote: >> Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who >> you can't share a joke with? >> >> > Its just you > Let's have your joke. |
| 14 Apr 2008 01:47:15 |
| Dirk Bruere at NeoPax |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
redcat wrote: > Dirk Bruere at NeoPax wrote: >> Simon wrote: >>> Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who >>> you can't share a joke with? >>> >>> >> Its just you >> > > Let's have your joke. Two Poles and a Black were employed by the same construction company and got into the habit of working together - until the day the Black fell from a scaffold eleven storeys high. When the police came to check out the situation, there wasn't too much left to identify the fellow, so the officer in charge turned to the two distraught Poles. "Listen, guys," said the cop, "was there anything distinctive about this man?" "No, he was just a regular guy" said one of the Poles. "Hey, wait a minute!" piped up the other. "He had two arseholes!" "Are you bullshitting me?" asked the cop. "How the hell would you know?" "Because every time we went into the pub around the corner for a beer at the end of the day," said the Pole happily, "the barman would say, `here comes that stupid Nigger with the two arseholes'!" http://www.fajaf.com/lokalt/PIEJB.html Adapt as necessary. -- Dirk http://www.transcendence.me.uk/- Transcendence UK Remote Viewing classes in London |
| 14 Apr 2008 09:05:27 |
| JamesB |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
"Simon" <me@privacy.net > wrote in message news:ra6504thju4tn7rc5u8i0qaqh0eiofjfd1@4ax.com... > Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who > you can't share a joke with? > Welcome to 1998. |
| 14 Apr 2008 09:30:45 |
| Tony Dragon |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
Simon wrote: > Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who > you can't share a joke with? > > Go on, tell us a joke. -- Tony the Dragon |
| 14 Apr 2008 12:13:15 |
| Tommy |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
troll alert? |
| 14 Apr 2008 19:41:30 |
| Alan Hope |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
Simon goes: >Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who >you can't share a joke with? Try posting a funny joke and see what happens. -- AH http://grapes2dot0.blogspot.com |
| 14 Apr 2008 19:11:58 |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:19:41 -0400, redcat <redcat@ix.netcom.com > wrote: >Dirk Bruere at NeoPax wrote: >> Simon wrote: >>> Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who >>> you can't share a joke with? >>> >>> >> Its just you >> > >Let's have your joke. A paedophile and a little girl were walking through some woods. The little girl said "I'm scared." The paedophile replied, "Don't worry. I went through several intensive group therapy sessions while in prison, and I'm now totally rehabilitated, so you're not at any risk of sexual molestation from me. I'll make sure you get home safely to your parents." |
| 14 Apr 2008 20:40:19 |
| Froot Bat |
| Re: OT - Miserable sods |
On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:11:58 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote: >On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:19:41 -0400, redcat <redcat@ix.netcom.com> >wrote: > >>Dirk Bruere at NeoPax wrote: >>> Simon wrote: >>>> Is it just me, or is Usenet now full of uptight, miserable bastards who >>>> you can't share a joke with? >>>> >>>> >>> Its just you >>> >> >>Let's have your joke. > >A paedophile and a little girl were walking through some woods. The >little girl said "I'm scared." The paedophile replied, "Don't worry. >I went through several intensive group therapy sessions while in >prison, and I'm now totally rehabilitated, so you're not at any risk >of sexual molestation from me. I'll make sure you get home safely to >your parents." What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison? "I feel like a kid again." |